How To Destroy My Couch?

Discussion in 'General' started by sofakingstoned, May 17, 2013.

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  1. #1 sofakingstoned, May 17, 2013
    So my couch is now a royal peice of shit. Cushions are falling in, one side won't recline and its just plain old as hell. So basically its worthless and I'm going to get a new one soon.

    Now seeing as I can't get anything out of it I want to do something cool to destroy it! I have a pretty big feild next to my house so I can burn it, but I'm wondering if you guys have any other cool ideas?
     
  2. #2 Blazin In Ohio, May 17, 2013
    Buy some tannerite and blow it sky high. That's the only respectable way to send your couch to the afterlife.
     
  3. #3 sofakingstoned, May 17, 2013
    Haha, where can I get it? Is it legal?
     
  4. #4 Finger My Urethra, May 17, 2013
    You should spend the next 3 days cuming all over it and then leave it at the curb for some poor soul. 
     
  5. #5 StickyDro, May 17, 2013
    Smoke joints, throw the lit roaches into the couch until it catches fire. Use gasoline to help. But wash your hands before rolling/handling/lighting your weed.... lol.
     
  6. #6 sofakingstoned, May 17, 2013
    Well I do have a long weekend coming up for memorial day! Lol.

    And I like the joint idea but I'm not smoking right now. I was Thinking gasoline and Roman candles though..
     
  7. #7 Blunt, May 17, 2013
    3 words: Couch sling-shot.
     
     
     
    Or you could donate it. :confused_2:
     
  8. #8 Blazin In Ohio, May 17, 2013
    Tannerite.com and yes it is legal
     
  9. #9 Mikey Boo, May 17, 2013
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    Get some hunting scent, deer moose what ever...  Put the scent onto couch leave on corner and see what person takes it home.
     
  10. #10 gnomeherbs, May 17, 2013
  11. #11 CallMeWigga, May 17, 2013
    I'd go the classic covering in gasoline and setting it on fire route.
     
  12. #12 sofakingstoned, May 17, 2013
    I think I might get some barrels and plywood, make a platform, and float that Bitch down a river. Get a cooler of beer and ride the couch down stream!
     
  13. #13 wuidd420, May 17, 2013
    use a fucking chainsaw dude. then light the remains on fire or explode it. A CHAINSAW. please use a chainsaw. lol
     
  14. #14 sofakingstoned, May 17, 2013
    Alright I got it, use a chainsaw to make gouges in it, fill the holes with tannerite and gasoline, let Rick James sit on it while I set it on fire and fling it through the air with a huge sling shot.

    Oh and I'm not sure why but I'll jerk off in it and pour some deer piss on Rick James before he sits down.
    Did I miss anyone? Lol.
     
  15. #15 redback, May 17, 2013
    Blow it or use hammer to smashed it.
     
  16. #16 Thicken Dense, May 17, 2013
     
    Don't forget to have somebody video, then post it here.
     
  17. #17 tk86high, May 17, 2013
    At my uncles car lot he allows me to smash up some of the cars . Get u a big hammer and beat that couch like it gave u crabs then watch it burn !
    That or if u got a pick up truck , tie it up and drag that sucker around with a few friends siting on it
     
  18. #18 Buddha_Man, May 17, 2013
    whatever you do, film it, use slow motion effects, and put dramatic music in the background i recommend this one
    Code:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ax-MyEQWbQ
     
  19. #19 sofakingstoned, May 17, 2013
    I didn't think about making a video but that's a good idea. I mean this couch has been with me for quite some time! Its seen a whole Lotta bud, beer, booty...you name it! Lol. I mean its in my freaking user name! I just want to make sure it goes out in style. My couch is way to good for some shitty dumpster!
     
  20. #20 Anotherlover, May 17, 2013
     
    Dissect it before you burn it :)
    May just find some stash/cash/chick you lost years ago.
     
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