Right now, I have a strong urge to break everything around me. The computer. The phone. The table. Everything. The fuck with them all. I am so fucking angry right now, steam is coming out of my ears. I need to calm down and cool things before it gets out of hand. I have a few options. 1. Smoke weed and go play golf. 2. Smoke weed and go to temple. 3. Smoke weed and drive around taking pictures. Which one sounds the best?
It's funny. To not get irriated at some motherfucker's comment on internet takes similar effort to not let my anger get out of control in real life.
Get high then play some golf. Sports can distract you from your anger. Or just turn into the hulk, whichever.
First, I thought about going to the temple. But I wanted to limit the visit to the temple to just once a year. Can't make a habit out of it... I've already blown my fuse and fixed myself at the temple once this year... a couple of months ago, may be? So yeah... golf would be better...
Golf is frustrating as hell...I know I usually end up cussing and maybe throwing some clubs if it goes real badly...I vote for pics given temple is out.
May be... but it could multiply too... I mean the hotness inside and outside... Let's see what's going to happen if I played golf right now. I'd shank it, pull it, slice it, thin it, thick it... do everything wrong... three putt from gimme circle... I see a disaster... You know what's the best thing to do right now? Talk to my wife. Go to the source. Clear things with her, and I won't have to break something.... BUT, I'm afraid I might kill her if the conversation doesn't go well...
She's blown it WAY out of proportion... Ok, Ok... I admit, I had something to do with the explosion too...
It's not the blow up that's difficult. It's the clean up afterwards. Now I gotta find ways to fix things... which means I have to say sorry. Sorry for what? She will ask. And I have no clue. But I have to say it, and I have to sound like I mean it. So here's my apology line. "I'm sorry I didn't handle it very well when you were being a major bitch." I really mean it.
hahahahaahahahaha, +rep for that. Think you may be a slightly older, married version of me 1/2 way across the world. You a bit hot headed too? I think you might wanna rethink the second half of that apology...call me crazy
Lol... yeah... you're probably right... the second half won't sit very well with her... And yes... I'm pretty hot headed... aren't we all? Got any good apology line?
I'm sorry baby, its just that I try so hard to please you and it kills me when i come up short. Pretty obtuse, usually gets em in their backpedal.