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How to Cook a Turkey

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by smokin bud, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. How To Cook A Turkey:
    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turk the bastey
    Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
    Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
    Step 14: Turk the carvey
    Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
     
  2. Hahaha i liked the take the oven out of tge turkey
     
  3. You sound like an alcoholic. This is a weed forum.. not a booze forum
     
  4. And +rep for being a Philly bull!
     
  5. Seen this joke before. Still funny though.
     
  6. "Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink "
    this part made me laugh, and i knew how it was ganna end up xD
     
  7. saw this online earlier and thought it was hilarious

    and thanks philly is the shit haha im 21 in december so i can finally legally get into the clubs soon
     
  8. where's the bacon weave?
     
  9. [quote name='"Caty"']You sound like an alcoholic. This is a weed forum.. not a booze forum[/quote]

    Oh but it is. Rules say its alright
     

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