How to beat this drug test???

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Foosballer, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. The page doesn't give really any information about it. Is it any different than those standard NIDA drug screens? If it's the same, I can help you pass that bitch.
  2. This actually works. I passed a test similar to that given to me by my probation officer. Go to the grocery store and buy certo. It is fruit pectin and should be in the same aisle as jello. While you are there by a 32 oz bottle of lemon lime Gatorade and vitamin b pills (if clear looking pee would be a problem). 2-3 hours before your test, mix one package of the certo with the Gatorade and down it. Make sure to take one or two sips before putting the certo in so it doesn't overflow. It doesn't taste too bad but it's kinda thick. Next, you have to drink 3 bottles of water. Poland spring, store brand, whatever you have laying around. Down these three bottles in the time you have before your test. Make sure to pee 3 times before you test. Take 4 b vitamins with the waters if you need your urine to be yellow. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity ForumSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
  3. I stayed clean 4 days before my test, but I know people who have smoked the night before and still passed.Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
  4. if its not a lab urine analysis then give dilution a shot...
  5. Great post You have given very useful information and I appreciate them.
  6. Serious monkey bizzness has worked for me every time. Lab tests included. IT has also worked worked for everyone I know that used i and thats about 50 people.  
  7. Every post you have made is about that stuff. Is this the product you are talking about?
  8. #9 Storm Crow, Jan 31, 2014
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 31, 2014
    These may help-
    Both UrineLuck and Stealth have been compromised as artificial urines- I don't know if they are still on the market or have changed formulas, but I would use another brand.
    A procedure for the detection of Stealth adulterant in urine samples.      (abst – 2002)
    Effects of pyridinium chlorochromate adulterant (urine luck) on testing for drugs of abuse and a method for quantitative detection of chromium (VI) in urine.        (full – 2000)
    Adulterants can work, and there are some I bet you don't know about!
    Toxicological Screening for Drugs of Abuse in Samples Adulterated with Household Chemicals.        (abst – 2002)
    Drugs of Abuse: Analyses and Ingested Agents That Can Induce Interference or Cross-Reactivity          (full - 2006)
    The Effects of Adulterants and Selected Ingested Compounds on Drugs-of-Abuse Testing in Urine       (full - 2007) 
    Drug-Test Cheats Try New Tricks on Labs          (news - 2008)
    Substance Users Get Creative to Fool Drug Tests      (news - 2008)
    Zinc Reduces the Detection of Cocaine, Methamphetamine, and THC by ELISA Urine Testing.       (abst – 2011)        We need 8 to 11 mg of zinc daily; over 40 mg/day can cause zinc poisoning.
    Elevated urine zinc concentration reduces the detection of methamphetamine, cocaine, THC and opiates in urine by EMIT.         (abst – 2013),_cocaine,_THC_and_opiates_in_urine_by_EMIT.
    Now if you do test positive for cannabis, these may buy you another day or two to get clean-
    Strange Reason for Baby's Positive Pot Test Found       (news – 2012)
    Unexpected interference of baby wash products with a cannabinoid (THC) immunoassay.
                (abst – 2012)
    What Causes False Positives in Marijuana Drug Testing?      (news – 2011)
    Drugs That Test Positive for THC       (news – 2010)
    APA: Drug Test Results Often Flawed         (news - 2010)    
    Has the Most Common Marijuana Test Resulted in Tens of Thousands of Wrongful Convictions?        (news – 2010)
    Drug Screens Fail Accuracy Tests 10% of Time        (news – 2010)[tt_news]=92957
    Niacin or "B" vitamins do not help in passing a drug test- it just colors up your urine. You will need ONE "B" vitamin pill. More will turn your urine BRIGHT yellow and tip off the tester! Overdosing on niacin can be unpleasant- it can give you "hot flashes" like a menopausal woman! (Niacin also lowers cholesterol. Niacin used to be the go-to drug before statins! And it is a LOT safer!)
    Misusing Vitamin To Foil Drug Test May Be Toxic; Plus, It Doesn't Work  
    (news - 2007)
  9. ha, thats funny but nope. I just know what has worked and tried several others that have not. Just trying to pass along what I have found in hopes it will help others. 
  10. Have sex with the drug tester

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  11. This Certo worked for you ay?
  12. If you are not being watched take the test and you know ahead of time about the test...

    Get clean piss from someone, it works 100% of the time...get a 100 count advil bottle, screw on lid, they hold water but check to be 100% sure (there are defective bottles)...then just get someone clean to piss in it and tuck it in your underwear to keep body temp...

    I've done it for all my drug tests and never failed...
  13. Zombie thread son.
  14. #15 Waywaaard, May 27, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: May 27, 2015
    The instructions for the certo method indicate using 2 certo packets and 2 gatorades, one packet for each gatorade. My question is would it hurt of I added an extra certo packet for a total of 3 for good measure? Thanks in advance.

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