How to beat the drug dog!

Well time for my story oh how my friend saved our asses! We had just picked up around a QP from his dealer, and about half of that was mine, and let me tell ya, this shit was dank. We decided to roll up a small joint and sample a little bit of this stuff while on our way home. It was late that night, and not many cars out, so we figured hey why not. I know it was a bad idea.

As we finished the sweet cheeba, I guesse my friend made a turn without his blinker or some shit, and we see those colorfull red and blue lights of complete doom light up behind us. My friend quickly ate the roach, and whipped out a small bottle, and quickly sprayed the mist around the interior of the car. It smelled very pungent, and I asked what it was, and he said "deer pharamones." I was like wtf? He told me just to chill out, and everything would be ok, but I knew we were ass raped, as we had a 1/4lb of oregon's finest in his secret compartment under the back seat. The officer came up to the car, and immediatly started to make faint sniffs as if he smelt the freshly smoked jay. We handed him the usual liscence etc, and he went back to his cruiser. My friend then told me that the deer pharamones will trigger a dog to not concentrate on finding the reefer, but focus on hunting the prey, which of course was the deer. The officer came back, and told us that he smelled marijuana, and needed us to step out of the car, because he had probable cause. He called for back up, and around 5min later, his buddie shows up and procedes to search the car, and of course he find nothing, but keeps saying that something smells like reefer in there. So they call in the K-9 unit to come sniff my buddie's car. Of course instead of looking for the weed, the animal was clearly distracted , and kept sniffing the air/ looking around for that dam deer lol. This continued for another 5 min, until the cops just let us go with a ticket.

My buddy said he got this info from a video about a retired narcotics agent, who said to either have a cat, or spray animal pheramones in the car when you know you will be transporting.

Peace

 

Yeah I guesse just any type of a animal pheramone spray from ur local hunting store should work. I mean the main objective is to distract the dog, and natural instinct to hunt a animal far outwieghs finding pot to a dog IMO. Hell even roll with ur kitty kat when u have sum bud, because that dog will be even distracted towards that cat.

LOL that would suck if you had an angry horny deer come kick ur ass lmao, but hey, it beats jail where you have horny gay men lol

Stay safe fellow tokers!

 

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