#1 Make sure your clothes are ten times to big and your underwear is always visible. #2 Your shirt has to be the same color as your shoes and hat(no exceptions). #3 When talking anything that normally ends with "er" must be replaced with "a" (ex. gangster > gangsta) #4 Blood in blood out. #5 A different pair of shoes for each day of the week..and remember they must match shirt and hat. #6 Have a hugh wad of cash rubber banded together (Big bills visible and to make it look bigger the rest can just be a bunch $1 bills) #7 Frequently threaten to go shoot people with your gat. (you don't need to actually have one) #8 Shitty car with big rims. #9 repeat #2 #10 Money over bitches. #11 Always have an emergency swisher handy. #12 Speakers don't have to work right as long as your car is vibrating your golden. #13 Leave all stickers and tags on hats, shoes and clothing. #14 Walk like a cripple and have one hand holding up your pants. #15 Drop out in the 8th grade. #16 Fuck hoez #17 Make sure that your seat while driving is so far back that your head is visible through the back seat passenger window. #18 Use terms like "finna" "hella" and "naw mean" #19 Sling crack and commit violent crimes #20 The only "strain" you smoke is kush. (no exceptions even if its regs its kush) please feel free to add things a might of left out.
Only way I'm feeling like a gangsta is if I'm riding around bumping this shit [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ftpzhffK4]YouTube - Jadakiss Ft.Parle-I'm a gangsta[/ame]
YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. SHHHH!!! #8 is huge. i wanna see 20" rims on a used ford taurus. oh wait, i already have.
Keep the stickers and tags on ALL your clothing and shoes so people can see how fresh you stay Hats must be at least 3 sizes too big and the brim perfectly flat Keep a Swisha tucked up in yo hat. Be as flashy and loud as possible, If someone 2 blocks away doesnt know you are there, you are doing something wrong. Bump your shitty music so loud that your ride (shitty car on huge gawdy rims- See above) is damn near falling apart on the road from the bass. Just remember to look as rediculous as possible at all times!
#2 is just dressing good. thats why i got like 25 hats, 10 shoes, and a bunch of nice shirts to match haha.
Walk around rapping short verses to rap songs IE "AYEEE I'M FRESH' Talk shit to anyone that looks your way. Mean mug every white person you see for no reason and if they look back at you, repeat step two.
go to school k-8, drop out of highschool acquire illegal firearm say 'finna' stay fresh put in work smoke blunts no love for 5-0 pull gank moves avoid 1-time, if caught...come out and continue like it never happened, never reform/get a real job...you're from the hood remember...theres no way out! chicken watermelon and gritz slang crack to whoever slang heron to whiteboys fuck hoe's catch a serious charge spen life in jail/die young
When you see people walk by your parked car, bump your music louder and think they actually care. Commit crimes and look exactly like the person people would stereotype as a criminal
Wear your sun glasses at night/inside. Drink 40oz's and Hennesy only. Unless it's a Vodka made by P Diddy or some other rapper. Wear shirts that look like night gounds Get rims on your car that wont even fit in the wheel well forcing you to raise it up 3ft. Refer to all women as bitches or hoes.