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How to be gangsta 101

Discussion in 'General' started by Bloke Smunts, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. #1 Bloke Smunts, Jan 26, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 27, 2011
    #1 Make sure your clothes are ten times to big and your underwear is always visible.

    #2 Your shirt has to be the same color as your shoes and hat(no exceptions).

    #3 When talking anything that normally ends with "er" must be replaced with "a" (ex. gangster > gangsta)

    #4 Blood in blood out.

    #5 A different pair of shoes for each day of the week..and remember they must match shirt and hat.

    #6 Have a hugh wad of cash rubber banded together (Big bills visible and to make it look bigger the rest can just be a bunch $1 bills)

    #7 Frequently threaten to go shoot people with your gat. (you don't need to actually have one)

    #8 Shitty car with big rims.

    #9 repeat #2

    #10 Money over bitches.

    #11 Always have an emergency swisher handy.

    #12 Speakers don't have to work right as long as your car is vibrating your golden.

    #13 Leave all stickers and tags on hats, shoes and clothing.

    #14 Walk like a cripple and have one hand holding up your pants.

    #15 Drop out in the 8th grade.

    #16 Fuck hoez

    #17 Make sure that your seat while driving is so far back that your head is visible through the back seat passenger window.

    #18 Use terms like "finna" "hella" and "naw mean"

    #19 Sling crack and commit violent crimes

    #20 The only "strain" you smoke is kush. (no exceptions even if its regs its kush)

    please feel free to add things a might of left out. :metal:
     
  2. Damn it feels good to be gangsta.
     
  3. How to be ignorant


    #1. Read and learn from a thread like this.
    #2. Talk about fight club.
     
  4. real gangsta ass *****z dont flex nutz cuz real gangsta ass *****z know they got em
     
  5. Can't you be whacked for giving away the gangsta secrets?
     
  6. i think you forgot smoke blunts and dont love hoes.
     
  7. Only way I'm feeling like a gangsta is if I'm riding around bumping this shit

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ftpzhffK4]YouTube - Jadakiss Ft.Parle-I'm a gangsta[/ame]
     
  8. Someone doesn't know the first two rules:devious:
     

  9. YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. SHHHH!!!

    #8 is huge. i wanna see 20" rims on a used ford taurus. oh wait, i already have.
     
  10. #10 JohnnyWeedSeed, Jan 26, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 26, 2011
    Keep the stickers and tags on ALL your clothing and shoes so people can see how fresh you stay

    Hats must be at least 3 sizes too big and the brim perfectly flat

    Keep a Swisha tucked up in yo hat.

    Be as flashy and loud as possible, If someone 2 blocks away doesnt know you are there, you are doing something wrong.

    Bump your shitty music so loud that your ride (shitty car on huge gawdy rims- See above) is damn near falling apart on the road from the bass.

    Just remember to look as rediculous as possible at all times!:wave:


    Newport car.jpg
     
  11. #2 is just dressing good. thats why i got like 25 hats, 10 shoes, and a bunch of nice shirts to match haha.
     
  12. :hello:
     
  13. Walk around rapping short verses to rap songs IE "AYEEE I'M FRESH'

    Talk shit to anyone that looks your way.

    Mean mug every white person you see for no reason and if they look back at you, repeat step two.
     
  14. This thread is hilarious! I just hope it dont get closed cus some people cant take a joke.
     
  15. I'll add in new rules as you guys keep posting all these vital gangsta rules.
     
  16. get a big gun.
    sell drugs.
     
  17. #17 LegitBaller, Jan 26, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 26, 2011
    go to school k-8, drop out of highschool
    acquire illegal firearm
    say 'finna'
    stay fresh
    put in work
    smoke blunts
    no love for 5-0
    pull gank moves
    avoid 1-time, if caught...come out and continue like it never happened, never reform/get a real job...you're from the hood remember...theres no way out!
    chicken watermelon and gritz
    slang crack to whoever
    slang heron to whiteboys
    fuck hoe's
    catch a serious charge
    spen life in jail/die young
     
  18. When you see people walk by your parked car, bump your music louder and think they actually care.

    Commit crimes and look exactly like the person people would stereotype as a criminal
     
  19. Wear your sun glasses at night/inside.

    Drink 40oz's and Hennesy only. Unless it's a Vodka made by P Diddy or some other rapper.

    Wear shirts that look like night gounds

    Get rims on your car that wont even fit in the wheel well forcing you to raise it up 3ft.

    Refer to all women as bitches or hoes.
     
  20. Make threads making fun of little suburban children on a marijuana website
     

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