How to ask my neighbor for some bud?

Idk dude if he's a chill guy and you know he blazes all the time just ask man. I'm sure he'll hit you up, especially if you're in a more legal state

 

Yo nigga where's the green at, never fails for me


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"hello neighbor, i noticed there are marijuana smoke present, might if i join you!?" you just made a new best friend next door

 

Leave a gift basket on his front porch with a note on it asking for weed and state it is from his neighbor.  Leave your number on the card and then just wait.

 

Yes! With munchie food like Doritos, oranges, Hershey kisses and cheese-it's!


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drop a pipe in front of him. then ask him for bud 

 

 
Substitute Take-5's and Kit-Kat bars for the Hershey's Kisses and you may get an escort calling you instead lol.  Don't worry about age difference so much, you may be surprised by more common ground than you realize now.  Also, be understanding if they say no and just move on.  Maybe simply give the generic "if you change your mind..." at most.  You may have more luck with a card asking if they would like to smoke with you sometime.  This way you meet them and share a joint and build a little trust first.  I would worry about the parents at some point becoming involved if I were your neighbor and in a non-legal weed state.

 

watch your fucking mouth

 

Will he fear your parents retribution? Make a trade off: if he sells you some bud, you will buy an escort. It's win win for him.

 

 I have never been in this situation before so let me walk you through my scenario in hopes you can gain a little insight. This is the story of my first "hookup". 
 
 Now first, a little prologue.
 I knew my sister smoked weed, the house always smelled like it, of course at the dismay of my parents. I hated the smell. 
 I had seen a few documentaries on cannabis up to that point, and had never been one to believe in such anti pot propaganda, liberal at birth. After watching a few more documentaries detailing the benefits of cannabis it sparked an interest in me regarding cannabis, and the healing properties. I had suffered from anxiety and clinical depression for some time and had found myself a recluse. I was particularly interested in the claims of cannabis in treating depression and anxiety... obviously.
 
One night I decided I wanted to try it, and as soon as my sister had left with some friends I had snuck into her room, and located her Oz jar of bud. With my heart beating rapidly, I opened the jar, and pulled out what would be approx. a quarter gram, and a single rolling paper she stored with her bud. I hastily rolled the, and I quote (we will get to the "and I quote" part soon) the "Shittiest joint I have ever seen". I retreated to the bathroom, opened a window, and lit my, or rather my sisters, joint. I inhaled shallowly, didn't get high, and was pretty disappointed. I put all her stuff back right where I found it, and put the roach in her trash can. I remember dreading her coming home and possibly finding out I stole from her. (she was a scary lady) When she came home I remember her and her boyfriend laughing. I was sure she found the roach, how could I have been so stupid as to have placed a roach in her can. But no one confronted me, so I assumed I was in the clear.
 The next morning I woke up, mid day. As I left my room to use the restroom, I walked past my grandmother, who, for whatever reason, gave me a soft glare. I ignored it and continued walking down the hallway which housed the rooms to my sister, mother, and grandmother, in such order. Bathroom to the left just after my sisters room, as I walk past her door I notice a yellow sticky note. I drew closer... "Jim, don't steal my weed". I must have looked like a deer in headlights. I hastily tor the note off of her door and put it in my pocket as I continued to the bathroom. I knew both my mother and my grandmother had to have seen the note. Busted.
 I locked myself in my room for the remainder of the day, leaving only to use the restroom. Towards the end of the day I left the safety of my bedroom to use the restroom one last time. As I walked through my kitchen I walked past my sister who looked at me and laughed seeming somewhat exhausted, she was high. She says to me "If you want weed just ask".
 A month later I message her on facebook in the midst of an episode of depression where my humility lie dormant. I wrote "Can you get me some weed".
 
 So here is what you do. Steal weed from your neighbor, make it obvious it was you that stole it, and he will offer to sell you weed. Worked for me.

 

I would think of the bigger picture first. If the arrangement was to be found out by your parents what would the possible ramifications be?
If it is worth it and not too risky decide what's your best way to approach him based on some of the other blades advice.
 
I had a neighborhood kid approach me at my front door once while I was having a cigar and he said "I notice you smoke weed and I was wondering if I could get some off you?" I asked him for some ID which he showed(he was 18, I was 38) and then told him I can't help him because it was stupid to come to me in the middle of the day with people around (busy neighborhood full of kids). Also I knew he lived with his grandma and she was very straight laced and it would spell hassle for me if she ever found out.
Never did help him.
 
Lesson learned pick your spot to approach, don't make it obvious in the area and try to avoid an awkward moment for him.

 

Dude....you got bud?

 

"Hey man I've been noticing some strong smells coming from your home at night recently. I too enjoy some cannabis but I've been finding it difficult to find any. Do you think you could help? I wouldn't mind paying."

 

Just buy some off him. If youve got cash for what you want im sure no matter how bad you fuck up approaching him all will be well.

 

With all you said I'd just walk up to his door and ask for some bud.

 

Wait until he's smoking and then come up with some bogus neighborhood petition about widening the sidewalk and once you smell the weed, open up on the conversation. Or just come to his door with discrete legalize mj propaganda and you're good !

 

I assume your African American?


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nah I'm as white as Jesus. You'll get banned if u say that word though

 

Lol is that sarcasm Jesus was black...

To OP get a hold of a joint and blaze him first then he'll know you're cool and probably be more willing to deal with you.