How to ask a girl if she's dtf.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by DasKe, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. What the fuck color are violets then?
     
  2. Violet. The whole reason the color violet was invented was because of Violets

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  3. Wait... So someone invented the color violet?
     
  4. Does the Earth orbit around the sun at about 66,600 MPH?

    Where the fuck is OP with those screenshots?
     
  5. Your not a nice person. Bye:wave:
     

  6. Why not? :D

    Sounds like you're just mad you didn't know violets aren't blue :eek:
     
  7. If Red, green, and/or blue don't make it, it ain't a color. Where were you for finger painting?
     
  8. How terrible would it be if she sent you the text message "hey, you're cute,", and it turns out she actually has a super hard crush on you. But shes never even talked to a boy before, let alone tell one hes cute. How bad would you feel if you disturb this girl into complete relationship avoidance, and the she commits suicide because she assumes no one wants to love her, they just want to jump her bones. lol, I love cruel assumptions.
     
  9. And yet violet can be made from these colors :p
     

  10. Then i didn't know there was a difference between violet and blue.
     
  11. Casual sex seems really boring unless you're drunk btw.
    It seems like it'd be awkward too. This is how I'd imagine it'd go:
    (guy and girl sitting on couch)
    Guy: so... Wanna bang?
    Girl: I guess... (looks at watch) I have like 45 minutes.
    Guy: I can't last past twenty anyway.
    Girl: oh cool, I have stuff to do.
    Guy: well... Give me a second while I imagine you naked as I attempt to form an erection.
    Girl: I guess I could take my clothes off?
    Guy: If you want!
    Girl: well it's kind of cold actually, I'll just take my pants off.
    Guy: that's cool...
    (they're pants are now removed)
    Girl: cool, now I know what your penis looks like.
    Guy: yep, I've grown up with this guy.
    Girl: good for you. I suppose we better get into position now
    Guy: missionary?
    Girl: sure I'm feeling lazy.
    (they combine at the hips)
    Girl: (yawns) so you like watching basketball
    Guy: you can take my basket balls
    Girl: okay.
    Guy: yeah
    Girl: yep
    Guy: shit I finished
    Girl: yay
     


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    One of these things is not like the other
     
  14. [quote name='"Molly420"']
    Its not that difficult.
    I havn't heard someone say WhatsHerFace.
    Since high school.[/quote]

    Your gonna be one of those wives that bitches to there husband at 3am about the fucking laundry
     
  15. [quote name='"Silemanx"']Casual sex seems really boring unless you're drunk btw.
    It seems like it'd be awkward too. This is how I'd imagine it'd go:
    (guy and girl sitting on couch)
    Guy: so... Wanna bang?
    Girl: I guess... (looks at watch) I have like 45 minutes.
    Guy: I can't last past twenty anyway.
    Girl: oh cool, I have stuff to do.
    Guy: well... Give me a second while I imagine you naked as I attempt to form an erection.
    Girl: I guess I could take my clothes off?
    Guy: If you want!
    Girl: well it's kind of cold actually, I'll just take my pants off.
    Guy: that's cool...
    (they're pants are now removed)
    Girl: cool, now I know what your penis looks like.
    Guy: yep, I've grown up with this guy.
    Girl: good for you. I suppose we better get into position now
    Guy: missionary?
    Girl: sure I'm feeling lazy.
    (they combine at the hips)
    Girl: (yawns) so you like watching basketball
    Guy: you can take my basket balls
    Girl: okay.
    Guy: yeah
    Girl: yep
    Guy: shit I finished
    Girl: yay[/quote]

    Wow who have you been with
     
  16. violets are a blue hue.
     

  17. wrong.

    violet is it's own color. it's in the rainbow, and refracted out of a prism for a reason.

    ROYGBIV

    red orange yellow green blue indigo violet
     
  18. Welcome back ;)

    It's a derivative of mostly blue, yeah, but that does not mean it is blue.

    Violet (color) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Violets are violet. Here's a little poem for you to always remember that fact:

    Roses are flowers
    Violets are too
    Violets are violet
    Not fucking blue.
     
  19. this thread gives me a headache.
     
  20. It's all cool.
    But there's really no use in preaching your own personal self standards, which i respect btw, to people with a complete opposite view... Itsvery very rarely someone will just be like "oh yeah, your completely right. thanks man I'll try to remember that" Like when bible thumpers come to your door do you actually sit there for an hour SINCERELY taking in what they're telling you? [unless your super drunk and in that touchy feelly mode, that doesn't count...] No of course not.

    Its just really kind of a waste of time to change someones opinion if your on opposite sides of the spectrum.... ESPECIALLY to people on the internet...

    Like someones not gonna sell a fully restored impala to someone asking 10,000 when he's at 30,000 right? Hes just gonna tell him to fuck off to avoid the waste of breath and time. It's the same concept really. You get a whole lotta shit instead of understanding and bravado.
     

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