How to approach a random girl without it being awkward?

Hey, my names _______.

Bonus points for a ridiculously obvious full body check out while your doing it.

 

Whats awkward is some shy kid rocking up with some lame pickup line, butchering the interaction and going home to profess his homosexuality to the world.

Trust me man it's the no bullshit, here for a reason stuff that works.

 

Sorry if that came across angry man, I'm not hating. And yeah being inside your head is never going to help you out. Your in college, you should have no worries finding something to talk about. Ex. classes.

 

Be yourself and try to make her laugh. funny guys are always remembered

 

it's only awkward if you make it so.

 

Duuuuuude. You have to be memorable! And effective and quick. She should have a "defuk just happened?" feeling when you walk away. So try this.

Do a quick walk by and smile, then turn and come back and while pulling a hankie from your pocket walk up close to her and speak low, tell her she has a booger. Then immediately come back with the comment that not even a booger could mess up such a pretty face. Stuff the hankie back in your pocket, tell her your name and say you have to hurry off to class and leave. She will most definitely remember you. That's where it all begins.


Or you may get the shit slapped out of ya.

Either way, you know where you stand.

Like to see Dr. Phil top that one.

 

Um with you bro. I've never actually have gone up to any girl in my life lol. They all come to me. No joke my last gf I've never even noticed her until my friend told me she wanted to go out with me. Lol


Yeah I also need some pointers as well. How would you end a convo if Shit is falling apart

 

Walk up behind her and in a low voice (enough for her to barely hear it) and say

"Tickle your ASS with a feather ?"

and if she likes what she hears , she will hook up with you.

If she says .."hey WTF did you say ??

Then just repeat

"Typically Nasty Weather ?"

and then MOVE ON !

 

option 1 and 4 would make me walk away lolol

 

I like the, "I don't mean to be forward but...."

and then insert a compliment.

"...you have beautiful eyes"

 

Could you explain why? are you afriad of getting compliments, sounds a bit creepy and bitchy thing to do youd just walk away. Ive used option 1 and 4 1 always works because if shes staring you down obviously she thinks your cute and wants to talk to you(or your jus one ugly mofo) option 4 not so much but it works from time to time especially with the girls that are quiet and usually dont get compliments.

Just got turned down with option 4 went liek this to get the drift when it doesnt work

: hey beautiful

: uhh hi

: im big black

: im ally

: havent seen you around before your first year

: yea it is do I look that lost lol

: kind of need help finding something im a pretty navigator they call me the compass

: hahaha no im good my bfs right there

: ohhhhh

:

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that easy, dont know how it would have went if she didnt have a bf

 

Just say, "where is room ___?"

Then start up a conversation!