Back in high school I used to work at a bowling center. One time late at night a couple came in. This dude was HUGE, and I am not joking. I was definitely over 6' at the time, and I was looking into his sternum when we were face to face. Anyway, he gets the biggest size shoes the place had and then he leaned in close to me so only I could hear and says "Hey man, you know what they say about big feet? It isn't true at all!" I wanted to burst out laughing, but I kept it together. He was a legit guy, so I gave him a discount. You have to give credit for honesty.
Haha, that sucks. If we were to stand facing each other, you would probably be staring into my nipples.