The fish people have the right idea. If you really want to get serious about it... Use tuna fish and clam juice, mix and pour all over the air grate at the base of the windshield. But that is a bit extreme. Poo stuff is too nasty to subject yourself too. Instead... take a zinc, a lechin, and a guarna supplement for a few weeks. Eat lots of pineapples and bananas and try to drink 3 liters of water per day. Then masturbate into a container all week. When you have a fair amount pour this aged splooge all over the windshield one a cold night... laugh maniacally and slam her best friend(s) and or sister(s).
some kid egged my friends car, so that night we went to the kids house and spray painted dicks all over his truck. his tailgate read "im gay" and we threw a carton of eggs at da bitch. somehow he had it all cleaned up the next day. fucker.
Leak the air out of the tires on her car, or go smear Vaseline all over her windows cause that shit is hard to clean off!
Put all of this energy into finding a hot girlfriend who will love you, not your ex who you are over.
Hi everyone! I decided to just confront her about it. I started off by telling a bunch of jokes about eggs. I then asked how many eggs it takes to bake a cake. She said two or three for cupcakes and I said "three dozen? Alright, thanks!" and she said that would be a lot...I told her that it was, but three seemed uncalled for. She was getting the message. She asked me if it was about someone egging my car and I said yes. She asked me why I thought it was her and I asked her how she even knew. She claimed somebody else told her, so I mentioned the post. Her reply- "What post?" I said how she probably deleted it and I didn't give a shit. I told her that I wasn't actually going to do anything and how I guess that some people just don't grow up. Told her it was immature, etc...At that, she apologize and said it just was a joke (sureeee). I worded diff bit more meanly than I've said in this post and I'm thinking (hoping) that she felt bad.