How should I get back at my ex?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Aurora69, Jan 10, 2013.

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  1. #41 wolf8, Jan 11, 2013
    This^^
     
  2. #42 .AcidTrip., Jan 11, 2013
    Have you ever seen the show Catfish?
     
  3. #43 yrvd86, Jan 11, 2013
    Link us to her blog and well all send her hateful messages?

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  4. #44 Ratio, Jan 11, 2013
    Soo many good ideas in this thread. Shit under the door handle, leave a raw fish somewhere in or under the car, have sex with her mom, or like AcidTrip said ^.

    keep us updated OP

    lol do it
     
  5. #45 hippie203cet, Jan 11, 2013
    Bahahaha thatd be wild
     
  6. #46 camtheman, Jan 11, 2013
    Bro I'd egg her car back if I were you. That's pretty fucked up to do that. I'd egg her car then do it again a week later. Slash her tires and key her car calling her names such as bitch, slut, hoe, etc. do it.
     
  7. #47 StalinApproves, Jan 11, 2013
    Pour a whole bottle of liquid ass in there.
     
  8. #48 smartoneredneck, Jan 11, 2013
    well you were her boyfriend right?? Surely you know her insecurities right. She got a smelly poon, or one tit hangs lower than the other?? Just subtly spread around the TRUTH about her and justice will be done!!
     
  9. #49 Saca La, Jan 11, 2013
    The old potatoe in the muffler lololol!!!
     
  10. #50 Aurora69, Jan 11, 2013

    She did have a smelly one, actully. :rolleyes:

    I seriously can't stop laughing at some of these replies. :D Posting her blog would be absolutely hilarious, but I want to be the one to confront her about it.
     
  11. #51 JuicyGoose, Jan 11, 2013

    Grow up an stop insulting people.
     
  12. #52 Slilent, Jan 11, 2013
    Call cops fuck getting even

    You know she'll cry play the victim if you do anything back so just call popo or forget bout it

    Btw fuck bitchs who do stupid shit and play victim
     
  13. #53 MJ001, Jan 11, 2013
    Sorry for my ignorance, but... what exactly does it mean, to 'egg a car'?
     
  14. #54 StalinApproves, Jan 11, 2013

    Throwing ones chicken eggs at an object such as a car or home. Makes a big mess, and if it dries can mess stuff up.
     
  15. #55 Tokeup2day, Jan 11, 2013
    Lol passive aggressive FTW!
     
  16. #56 MJ001, Jan 11, 2013

    That's what I thought.

    But I just couldn't believe people would actually do that...
     
  17. #57 Aurora69, Jan 11, 2013

    I really don't think I have enough proof to get her into any trouble. Otherwise, that's what I would have done without hesitation.


    Yeah. I haven't even heard of people doing it in a long time. Plus it's cold where I live, so it was a bitch to get off...Not a fun thing to walk out to.
     
  18. #58 Jumbo, Jan 11, 2013

    Have you been living on planet Earth your entire life?

    lol Its mostly 12 year old kids that do it.

    The only adults that will do this are dumb bitch ex girlfriends, or non-confrontational pussies.

    Egging is a common halloween activity for old elementary school children and middle school kids.
     
  19. #59 KushMastaFlex, Jan 11, 2013
    Smear dog shit all over her car, and stuff some junior chickens in her exhaust. If you want to do something more serious, get a spray paint can, and spray a dick on her car.
     
  20. #60 .AcidTrip., Jan 11, 2013
    I feel you man, down here we barley egg anyone's properties or do any of the teepee bullshit. I still knew what it was though

    I would rather pee in her gas tank, then cover my shit in burned hair and stick it behind the car's door handle thing
     
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