How much money would it take for you to be Friends with a Pedo

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Froz3n, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. #1 Froz3n, Mar 13, 2013
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    So as the title states, How much money would it take for you to be friends with a pedophile?

    You live in the suburbs, a pedo moves in next door, he has nobody and people pick on him everyday, he offers you cash to be his friend, How much do you take?

    [edit*] The Pedo is an aggressive sex offender who raped a few kids but was let out of jail on Plea Bargain


    Based on the FUN & SILLY "How much money would it take" threads from Silly ol' Grasscity.
     
  2. Pedophiles don't exist. They are mythical creatures. Ill hang out with that mystical creature for free.
     
  3. How long do I have to be his friend?

    I would do a week for 500 thousand but he'd never see me again after that.
     
  4. The thing is you just can't buy friendship. You can pay someone to act like your friend and give you company, but they won't be your friend and they won't keep pretending if you run out of cash. You might as well get an escort.

    You couldn't pay me to be friends with a pedophile because I don't think I could enjoy their company. But if he wanted to smoke me out I might chill with him and be less uncomfortable. Besides it's not like I'm his type anyway.



    Also what kinda pedo we talking about here? If he's a sex offender that's a no go. If the poor creep just can't help being attracted to kids but wouldn't go around trying to molest children I think I could deal with that.
     
  5. Yeah if he's had victims I wouldn't do it.

    That's blood money of sorts.
     
  6. id let him be friends with one of my bitches you know what im sayin :ey:

    that way i wouldnt even have to hang out with him but still get paid

    but if he was like quagmire i wouldnt really care
     
  7. zero. as long as it's supervised and this 'pedo' is a kind person despite their obvious issue, i have no problem being friends with them. but it's gotta be supervised.
     
  8. I would take his money then brutalize him to the point of near-death so that when his life flashes before his eyes, it will be me that makes him face the sins he has committed, and he will know my name is The Lord!
     
  9. 20 bucks a day and you got yourself a friend
     
  10. Did you think of this question after watching that Workaholics episode?
     
  11. Wouldn't have to pay me too much...

    I would be way more interested in picking his head apart trying to figure out what makes a prepubescent boy or girl sexually attractive.

    Thinking about it makes me fucking sick, ugggh.

    So yeah, I would just like to know.

    HOW THE FUCK?!
     
  12. No amount of money would make me feel okay about my daughter living next to a child molester...
     
  13. if I get to go to the penthouse penthouse

    hell yeah
     

  14. Giggity.
     
  15. As long he didn't actually touch any kid I'd chill with him for free if he was chill
     
  16. #17 GaryOkay, Mar 14, 2013
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    I wouldn't care about his crime (unless if he some nutter), even if he told me all his stories about touching and raping kids.... I still wouldn't care as long as the crime is not seen by me (and no I wouldn't join him)...... But still i would sweep it under the carpet (like say, I donno about some sexual pedo around this area) if a cop were to come and question me about some sexual pedo around the area.....

    You know what i hate more than pedos, vigilantes which attack and harass pedophiles....

    And don't tell me that my daughter will get raped by that guy, because I refuse to have kids
     
  17. Haha few titles make me laugh as much as this one did.

    For the thread, what level of friendship are we talking about here?
    Say he was really drunk one night and couldn't get a taxi, would it be reasonable for him to call me to get a lift?
    Am I his best friend? Like we hang out all the time and do shit together (like do I have to support him in his child molestation?)

    Ok never mind, I wouldn't do it.
     
  18. Ewww no. You can't pay me to be around a person like that. You can pay me to torture him though.
     
  19. Fucking kids man..


    Sick shit, straight fucking death sentence. Lucky motherfucker he is still alive.
     

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