It's funny every time I got caught by the police they act like they didn't smell the smoke or they just gave me a warning. I've been caught twice, the first time it was my birthday and I just turned 18. I went to this chill lake spot in the neighborhood to smoke with some friends, it's where we normally go to smoke and I guess someone saw us so they called the cops, we were sitting on the bench facing the lake just chilling and smoking for a while, then I happen to look behind me and saw a cop getting out of his car and started whispering to my friends "oh shit there's a cop, should we run, should we run?" then as the cop is walking towards us one of my dumb ass friends looks behinds him and says "oh shit" then takes another hit and slowly places the blunt by his foot lol. I was nervous as fuck cause I was legal age to go to jail, but he just asked us questions like do we live there? what are we doing here? how old are we? Then I mentioned it was my birthday that's when he did a call in to the police station because we didn't have I.D's and we checked out, all of our records were clear and we told him the right names and birth dates. After that he tells us to be safe and try to avoid that area with out even mentioning the smell of weed. I think he just let us off cause it was my birthday The second time was pretty much the same, except we were chilling at a picnic table then a cop approached us and told us that he understands we're out here having a fun and smoking a little weed just try to keep it down. I've ran into some cool cops surprisingly.
I wish the cops around here were like that, they get the smallest smell of weed and they won't stop fucking hassling you
Once by a college cop but shes got a reputation round campus she was fuckin scary as fuck she caught me and my friends smokin in the balcony of our dorm building while passing the joint. Me and one friend were honest with her while my other friend was trying to hide the joint behind his back. I was like "dude shes not an idiot.... ya were blazin" after he kept denying we were blazin and it clearly REEEEKED of weed. She writes my name down on a take out menu and turns to me and says "U guys r good" to me n my friend for bein honest, then turns to the guy who was tryin to deny everything and hide the joint and wrote his name up on an official slip and he had a court hearing lol but we didnt get shit just a warning.
When I was a noob I got pulled over with my friends and none of us had anything but I had a dirty grinder. Cop got it and was very cool about it, complimented me on it and asked me where I bought it and stuff lol. Then gives it back to me and tells us to be careful "the other cops around here woulda gotcha" and left. Cool dude, but for 1-3 months after that I was the annoying super paranoid stoner.
Played a charity baseball game against cops one time, they let me slide into 3rd base on a steal. It was decent.
[quote name='"root2vest"']Played a charity baseball game against cops one time, they let me slide into 3rd base on a steal. It was decent.[/quote] Classic.
LOL, the funny part is it's not usually like that where I live. I have some friends that have been arrested for weed I guess I just have good luck.
this happened in MURRIETA,CA fuck that cop. fat pig... me n my brother chillen driving around, we head inside a police station(top section is a parking lot) busted a u and dipped when we saw a cop doin paper work..he comes after us (before my brother came to scoop me up i was killing a grey goose bottle) well we get pulled over there a nos tank in the truck balloons everywhere. my brother had just gotten an oz. ihad my weed and pipe on me and iwas fucked up 18 at the time. itold the cop none of this would hold up in court,as he lead me into the back of the crusier ,as soon as he came up to our window he drew his gun and forced us to step out he handcuffed us and started searching our truck without our consent. he finds everything searches us hands everything back and says were lucky his partner needed backup and he took off, now me and my brother were drunk had some things i dont think i can mention weed and pipes yet he let us off and said to get out of his city we dont live there just handling some stuff but yea iguess ut was cool but you should of seen his attitude towards us,as if we shot somebody yelling and threatning me , even as polite iwwas trying to be... i still gave him the respect evertime i adressed him I said sir' and so on '
I've had 2 big breaks involving weed. One was when i was caught with 4 of my friends high as shit and they had alcohol and a bowl. Someone called 911 on us smoking in the woods. as we were walking out TWO feds pulled up and told us to sit the FUCK down. The cop knew i was high as fuck but still let me drive off without even a ticket! My other friends also got let off / 2 of them got tickets. My BIGGEST break is when i was on my way to school, i was blazed with my friends and had just taken an unmentionable prescription drug. I got into an accident. I switched lanes and side swiped a car in my blind spot. A cop came and as he was questioning me he asked if i was drinking. i say no and he says are you sure? because i certainly smell something. And i said Nope and he left it at that. No soberiety test, and No more questions about it. Didnt even mention it in court.
This happened in the early days...was driving home after tokin with friends and was paranoid as shit. So a cop comes off a side street and starts driving along me (2nd lane). I look over and for some awful reason, i looked over and smiled. He looked back at me. I waved back at him n just then in my head im like wtf u doin jackass...so i start lookin straight n drivin all serious. He pulls behind me n im all like shit. Im screwed. I get the light show...i pull over. He comes over and before he can say anything i go "im sorry officer! My car came with these dark tints. Im having them removed on weekend." He just smiles n goes "Alright. Drive safe." I couldnt believe it...the whole incident still fcks with my head when i think about it. My car was surely like a moving skunk cuz we hot boxxed. Lol
Cops leave me alone now. I only get fucked with when I'm with my friends. Except for the black dyke cops. Those ladies ALWAYS fuck with me. It's like their first boyfriend looked like me, and turned them gay, so they treat me like shit. *waits for the PC-troll parade* I got busted with my idiot ex bro-in-law, and the cops detained me for a few hours. They gave me my pipe back with the bowl still packed.
Once because i didnt have my lights on when i was in the freeway and i was stoned as fuck coming back from universal studios with three other friends A cop pulls me over and ask if i knew why he pulled me over and i just said if i was speeding but i sounded like an idiot cuz i was all nervous and baked. He asked for my license and i gave it to him and i reached for my insurance and etc he says " hold it thats okay" and he continues " you didnt have your lights on and its 2:30 in the morning" i said sorry and i turned them on and he said he was mainly looking for drunk drivers and he smiled and laughed. Idk how he didnt know i was baked my eyes were red as fuck and i had my contacts in all day too and they were dry so it made it worse. Im sure he thought i was really tired
I was banned from Ocean Lakes beach resort right after my high school graduation; the trespass notice says banned "indefinitely," so I'll take that as a lifetime ban. It was tradition to spend a week at the beach with all your buds after graduation so we crammed ~15 people in a house meant for 8 max. We all bought pieces at the headshops on the strips and smoked out the house pretty badly; it turned into a week of binge drinking, getting high, and going to the beach. One of my close friend's birthday was the day after we would come home, so we decided to celebrate it on the last night of our stay. We told so many people about the party that day that 40 or 50 must have shown up, it was one of the best parties I've been to since I had all my bros with me. A few hours into it, however, one of my friends took the golf cart the resort allots to each house for a ride, he was pretty young looking for his age and a security guard asked to see his ID, well, when he didn't have it on him the guard had to escort him back to the house where he saw the awesome rager that was going on. I had been drinking a lot, enough to where I had essentially blacked out for a little and came to upstairs, when I went down Horry county police had already arrived and where inside the house, nearly everyone had managed to get away except for 6 of my friends and myself. It wasn't long before the cops found the bong, pipes, and grinder; at this point I thought I was screwed, but two of my buds fessed up to being the owners. I can't recall exactly how it happened, but somehow the cops didn't arrest anyone, they confiscated everything illegal we had and left us with the resort security. It was a huge weight off of everyone's shoulders, in fact I remember one of my friends calling shotgun with the security guard while we were leaving to the front offices. While we were in the front getting our trespass notices, everyone was smiling and cracking jokes. We had to leave at 6:30 in the morning, all of us incredibly hung over. A letter came to the friend who got the house in his name with a fee of over $200 in damages to the house that we all threw in to pay them back. I ended up putting the trespass notice with my diploma since I thought it was a fitting place.
The first week I ever started smoking my parents had caught by brother taking his bag with all of our stuff weed,bong,grinder,eye drops...everything. . In all it was a total loss of 105$.they then felt the need to call the cops and they including the cops lectured him for an hour... ... And I had to watch because they where to trting to scare me away from trying weed. (little did they know). Not even two minutes after the lecture was over and the cop had left my bother asked me too come into his room(literally the funniest thing I have heard my brother say while mad) "I'm getting paid this Friday and I'm goin to buy 2 grams and where going to get fucking wrecked" and that's a great turn out. P.s he ended up buying four grams of the dealers own personal strain o.d.s.t ( orbital drop shook trees, and yea its a halo reference) and it lasted for 3 sessions and two Wake and bake
Been caught around 6 times for various offenses, but anytime it was weed (twice) they let me off. Other shit, not so lucky. For example got pulled over and didn't have my license registration or insurance, they wrote the ticket for that and impounded my car lol but they let me grab my pipe. Knew the car was gonna get searched anyway so I said fuck it and told them where it was (back seat), I think that's why they were lenient.