How many SPM do you think you jack off?

Discussion in 'General' started by The innovator, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. #1 The innovator, Nov 13, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 13, 2012
    I saw this on another forum and it got me thinking.... Like you think those times where you're just really going at it fucking hard core not caring about anything else you probably hit a good 500 strokes per minute at the least.... Yea I'm fucked up for posting this butt fuck it!

    Yes I purposely wrote "butt fuck it" guys
     


  2. No, I will not butt fuck this post.
     
  3. Then, move aside please.

    ... Oh ya, that's it. That's how I like it baby
     
  4. Oh, it's so tight
     
  5. Ah yaa!! here it comes!!!!!!
     
  6. Oh God, what did I walk in to?? :eek:
     

  7. Do it now pussy! jk :p
     
  8. On topic: I just hit 501 strokes per minute, if my cockdometer is working right
     
  9. First, Burrito Bandito is a legend.

    Second, I went looking for an "Over 9000" Dragon Ball Z meme to fit this scenario, and found a Yahoo Answers question asking: "Is there anything abnormal about masturbating to dragon ball z fights?"

    Oh, internet. You silly thing.
     

  10. Thanks for the rep! I was just one point away from getting two bars :D
     

  11. I don't use tissues...I use my blanket of tears ;) :eek: :(
     

  12. There's no shame in having a night with Ms. Palm and her 5 daughters
     
  13. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo]Video WTF Of The Week - YouTube[/ame]
     
  14. What the fuck....
     
  15. I'd say probably 50 spm
     

  16. Slow and steady wins the race? :rolleyes:
     
  17. slap a pedometer on your wrist hahahah use that as a unit of measurement
     

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