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How long does it typically take for you to get clean? I feel like my results are abnormal.

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by DeliciousObligation, Dec 19, 2019.

  1. #1 DeliciousObligation, Dec 19, 2019
    I've been a daily smoker for about a year now, normally smoking 1-2 bowls a day, sometimes 3. Around Thanksgiving I got 600 mg worth of edibles and consumed those through the first week and a half of December.
    My dream job became available and I decided to stop smoking so I could apply. I wasn't supposed to hear back from them until January but they really liked me in the interview and offered me the job. I stopped smoking immediately. It's been 9 or 10 days now and I bought some 50 ng drug tests from walmart to try.

    I'm 23, Female, 5'8, 129 lbs, with a fairly fast metabolism and clean diet but I don't work out. I also have hyperhydrosis so I sweat more than the average person.

    I took my first drug test yesterday and it was negative. I took three more and they were all negative. I took two more this morning and they were both negative as well. I'm very confused because I should definitely be positive based on my consumption. Are these just bunk drug tests? What is normal based on your experience?
     
  2. #2 GorillaGherkin, Dec 19, 2019
    I got clean a few months ago took 37 days to pass a 50 ng urine test. Have a feeling it would of took 60 to get totally clean.
    I use all day long edibles and joints, 6 ft tall, 204 pounds, exercise daily, eat very healthy, pretty fast metabolism for an American. But everyone’s body is different.
     
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  3. #3 Headhunterpipes, Dec 20, 2019
    Stop your cussing ,,,, fuck we got mechanics in this forum ..
    I don't plan on living long enough to ever get clean ..
    Hard core smoker ,, 1/2 oz a day and the thought of cleaning up makes me LOL ..
    But if you want to clean up go for it ...I will smoke one just for you ..
     
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  4. #4 killset, Dec 20, 2019
    Thats sad
     
  5. #5 Headhunterpipes, Dec 20, 2019

    Yep I fell really sad LOL
     
  6. #6 killset, Dec 20, 2019
    I didn't know you fell. Thats even more sad
     
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  7. #7 Headhunterpipes, Dec 20, 2019
    Your really trolling ..LOL
     
  8. #8 killset, Dec 20, 2019
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    Just going off what you wrote bud. I love how people drop the troll shit when their anus becomes riddled with pain..lol even more sad bro
     
  9. #9 Cmn3yy, Dec 24, 2019
    I was a HEAVY smoker, smoked 2 blunts a day most days, stopped and was showing very faint negative lines on 3 home test, one was a little less faint but I had been drinking water all day. I ordered some more online, Cutoff for those were 20 Ng/mL and I am passing those now with faint lines! Everyone’s body is different, I’m 6FT, about 145. I walk about 3.5 miles daily at work and I perform manual labor. I don’t necessarily break sweats but it’s no office job. I think your results are perfectly normal. Believe it or not, chronic users often clean faster than some intermediate smokers. Definitely not worth stressing over, that’s what I have been doing but with faint lines on my 20 ng/mL cutoff test, I know in 30 more days I will be clean enough to pass.
     
  10. #10 stevo1923, Feb 19, 2020
    Thought I would share my story after reading through this forum everyday for a week stressing out about a pre-employment 50ng test.

    I had smoked for 6 months everyday nearly all day (2-3gs a day). I had surgery which was a 3 month recovery time which I literally had to be in bed all day everyday, gained about 15kg over this time cause I had nothing better to do.

    I had a drug test today for a job I had started today. It had been 22 days clean and I had passed today around 6 hours ago and cannot express the relief. All i did was exercise for 1.5 hours everyday (30 minutes cardio an hour or more of weights) like i used to and lost about 5-7kgs over the course of 3 weeks because it was such a big shock to my body after being so motionless with exercise and diet. I weight 92kg and im 5 foot 7. All i did was have 800ml of water an hour before the test and I was in the clear. No idea if its normal after being so lazy and smoking so muich for 6 months but it worked. Goodluck to anyone else going through the stress of a ua, not worth daily smoking if your in construction/mining just stick to weekends if you really can.
     
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