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how i tell when my parents are gone or around

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Greensy949, Mar 25, 2010.

  1. #1 Greensy949, Mar 25, 2010
    whenever i think my parents are listening to me and my friend or i think there around, i just do my test.

    first, i yell MOM! wait... then yell DAD! wait.. if no one answers i just say

    lets go smoke some weed to my friend or toke up if im alone.


    sorry im high and wanted to post
     
  2. #2 Eric_Fortis, Mar 25, 2010
    They're just waiting in the shadows.
     
  3. #3 MisterJingo, Mar 25, 2010
    They aren't yellin back cause they just hit the bong of yours they took a month ago..
     
  4. #4 Coldgreenetea, Mar 25, 2010
    This thread is fucking stupid, grow some balls, tell your mom you smoke, get a job, and leave the house.
     
  5. #5 Xenfire, Mar 25, 2010
    I sense youngins. :devious:
     
  6. #6 SIRSOG, Mar 25, 2010
    i dont even get it, if your parents had one nut of sense in them they wouldnt respond.... if they were ninjas they would respond from right behind you, but it would sound to be across the house, then they would snatch up your sack and vanish before you even turn around to your now tied up and gagged friend, then they would smoke and laugh at you from a distance.
     
  7. #7 Pipesmith, Mar 25, 2010
    i sense nosy butt munch:devious:
     
  8. #8 th3_chr0nic, Mar 25, 2010
    That test is genius bro totally going to try it tonight. Can't wait wish me luck blades.
     
  9. #9 Smoked All Dat, Mar 25, 2010
    I smell sarcasm? :devious:
     
  10. #10 MadMunchies101, Mar 25, 2010
    And then you grab you're bong, and you and you're friend run downstairs bong, lighter, bag of weed in you're hand. And you see you're parents making love on the couch. You both now have alot of explaining to do.

    ;)
     
  11. #11 Smoked All Dat, Mar 25, 2010

    This made me lol.
     
  12. #12 Greensy949, Mar 25, 2010
    hahahaaa i like that alot. and that one guy can fuck himself for telling me to grow balls. everyones a tough guy online
     
  13. #13 SIRSOG, Mar 25, 2010

    specially people who had to have the drug talk and sex talk w/ their parents all at once right after catchin their parents boning on the couch. haha no im jk man. But really how does yelling prove where they are
     
  14. #14 mr man fan, Mar 25, 2010
    this is what my parents did


    :cry:
     
  15. #15 Smoked All Dat, Mar 25, 2010
    lol people wana make themselves feel better when their gf dumps them for their 2 inch, so they come on here and act like they have a 12 inch dick out the ass lol.

    i'd just go for a walk if your afraid of your parents catching you

    smoke a J on the wayyyy
     
  16. #16 Coldgreenetea, Mar 25, 2010

    You have a 12in dick in your ass?
     
  17. #17 Castle 420, Mar 25, 2010
    What the hell do you say to them after you YELL their names and they respond?
     
  18. #18 Coldgreenetea, Mar 25, 2010
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxbGnCUxUhg]YouTube - South Park - Poo[/ame]
     
  19. #19 TheChillT, Mar 26, 2010

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