How I Passed My Drug Test This Morning, But The "gravity" Was Too Low. (strip Nc)

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by simpletoker, Oct 1, 2006.

  1. Hi,

    I Smoke About Two Or Three Hits Per Week, Due To Fed Probation.

    I Smoked About 7-8 Hits Throughout The Day This Past Friday Night, Until About 1 Am.

    I Had A Dt, This Morning @ 7:45 Am.

    This Is What I Did.

    1 Gal Of Water Night Before.

    10-12 Cranberry Concentrate Pills.

    6-7 Vitamin B-12

    4-5 Tetra-cleanse Herbal Pills

    4-5 500 Mg Niacin.

    Woke Up Throughout The Night.

    Got Up At 5:30 Am

    Tested Myself: (the Piss Was A Tint Of Yellow, Obvious For Flushing)

    The Line Was Obvously There, But Faint, Which Is Considered Negative.

    But I Needed To Make Sure, And Wanted Yellow Piss, And Graity As I Was Told The Strip Would Provide. It Is Bullshit.

    Anyways......

    Pissed.

    Drank The Strip Nc, And Chugged Water, Approx 1/4 Gallon.

    Few More "tinkles"

    Piss Started To Be Bright Yellow.

    Went To The Dt.

    They Put It On A "specific Gravity" Scope.

    I Was A 2.

    Minimum Gravity Is A 4.

    He Let Me Slide, But I Have To Go Back In The Morning.

    Bottom Line Is This, It Was Not The Strip. It Was The Flush, And Maybe The Herbs, And Niacin.

    This Is A 100% True Account.

    Anytime You Flush, You Are Going To Be Clean, These Drug Drinks Are Bullshit, Read The Directions, They All Call For "lots Of Water"!!!!!!!

    Water Is Free. Fuck The Propaganda Bullshit, 200% Money Back Guarantee? Try To Cash In On Those From Jail.

    Fuck You Strip Nc!!!!

    Peace To All Stoners World Wide!!!!
     

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