How i passed lab drugtest in 3 days!!!

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by sirbakin, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. Ok so here was my situation. A few weeks ago I found out i had to take a lab drug test on a late sunday afternoon but was able to push the test back to until wednesday morning. I had been smoking somewhere between a half 8th to an 8th a day between blunts and bong rips for about 10 days before hand and smoked close to a quarter on three heads in blunts late saturday night early sunday morning because I was planning on quitting for a bit because I knew a test may becoming up. I'm very active, sweat excessively naturally and I'm 6'2'' 238lbs with 12% body fat. Needless to say I thought I was fucked. As soon as I was notified of the test i chugged a few bottles of water and went to the gym worked out hard for about 90 minutes then went in the steam room for close to an hour. I didnt leave it until I finished chugging a gallon of water. Throughout the night I continued chugging water, taking flush free niacin, zinc (supposedly bonds to thc metabolites, making them to large to pass thru kidney so you have to shit them out), probiotic digestive emzynes, fiber, papain (papaya enzyme) and vitamin c.

    Monday morning I went to gnc and got a 2 day detox as well as one of the qcarbo 32 extra strength and I already had creatine on hand. Went to the gym again trained for another 90 min then an hour in the dry sauna with another gallon of half water half green tea. Continued taking all the pills way above the recommended dosages. Niacin I took probably 8-10 a day, zinc 4-6 times a day, papain 12-15 a day, fiber 6-8 a day, vit. C 4-5, probiotic digestive enzyme 3 times a day, creatine recommended dosage 4 times a day, and took the 2 day cleanse as recommended.

    Tuesday was the same exact as monday except I took even more creatine probably 5 times the recommended dosage and I only did cardio at the gym followed by the dry suana.

    Wednesday morning I was shitting my pants nervous. First thing when i woke up i ate an obnoxious amount of pills again and 3 dosages of creatine and chugged a bunch of water. About an hour later i drank the qcarbo 32. the drink says it last 4-5 hours, but it makes you pee a ridiculous color so i monitored my piss til it was getting close to normal but not quite. headed straight to my testing site and gave them the mid stream of my piss.

    I know that was long wind but I wanted to share this with everyone because I want my fellow smokers to not get fucked over by drug test. I know some people will say taking all those pills was unhealthy and Im sure it was but I passed my test so thats all that fucking counts. P.s. eat clean, no fried foods, only drink milk, water, and green tea. Also be ready to shit your pants because that stuff fucks with your stomach.
     

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