How I Hide My Stuff

So, i have been seeing many threads about being stealthy, so i thought i would show the forums how i do it, and maybe give a few pointers.

Here is the corner of my room, and that is a mattress that my dogs sleep on.



Upon closer inspection, you still see nothing.



But, if you will look closely, you can see that i have the mattress holding the wall in place.


I can remove the wall, and then bam! There is my stash.


As you can see, on the inside of my wall i made a tiny shelf in between the studs in the wall. There, i have my pipe (Master Shake) on the left, next to it i have some papers for emergencies, and some lighters (remember the stealth). Under that, i have a yellow container. This is a little plastic oil barrel that is perfect for storing weed, because first off, it's practically air tight, i swear no human could smell any weed that was comfortably stored in there. Those little barrels are only $1.50 at a dollar store, and are full with sour candies! Anyway, to the right i have a sploof, a definite must for any stealth smoker (search the forums for more on this). I also have a stick of incense to get rid of the smell and a small pair of scissors for cutting up weed. To the right i have a little medicine bottle, which i only use for keeping cut up weed, or if i ever have more than 5 grams at once and can't hold it all in the barrel (which is rare for me).


Ok, so hopefully if you have a neat little space like that somewhere, you can use this idea. I'm sure if you search the forums you will find PLENTY of other ideas, i'm just posting mine here. Now, for my bong.

When i first got my bong i was just as worried as anyone else who needs to hide it and the smell. So, i found an obscure little spot in my room.




To keep the smell away, i empty the water after each use (or at the end of the day if i'm smoking all day). I empty it outside, or in the bathroom sink. I usually empty the ashes outside in the summer, but with a Canadian winter, black ashes stick out like a sore thumb in the snow, so i dump them in my garbage, or i flush them down the toilet. I then clean my bowl in hot water, along with the stem. I use little Q-Tips to clean off any excess grunge. Make sure after doing all this you spray air freshener all over, no one will ask questions, just say you took a really smelly dump. I devised these things i call "bong plugs". Its just toilet paper that is mashed into the bowl (after you clean it of course). It will form to the bowl, and trust me, your bowl will not be harmed.


I do the same thing with my stem. I twist up some toilet paper and gently push it down the stem. It creates a great seal, and TOTALLY helps with the smell. (By the way, make sure your bowl fits on top of the tube like mine does, if not, store it with your stash). If you want added protection, put a sock over the tube, helps with the smell a little bit.



I really hope this helps some people. Remember that you should have at least 2 hours of sobering time before you interact with people you are keeping the secret from. Also, eye drops help with red eyes, but time also works.

So, lesson: have a really nice stash place, clean your pieces often, plug up bongs to eliminate smell.

Thanks for reading!

 

glasscollector: The lines don't line up because i wasn't making sure they did, i totally can though. And if i move the bed, no, it does not fall down, but it is loose and easy to pull down.

c0dyb: It depends on the season for me. In the winter (like now) i dump the ashes in the garbage. I usually try to make sure the ash is hidden in the garbage and as long as the ashes are small and spread out, no one will find them, it will just look like garbage. In the summer time, i can just take a quick walk to a grassy area and dump them there, it will be nearly impossible to find them, especially if you can find a garden with rich black soil.

 

yeah, those are the barrels! they work really well for storing weed!

 

eh, no one knows me here.