Alright the majority of this happened in July, before we were 18 and the summer of our junior year, and something recently happened so i decided to share it.. Also this happened more to Jake911 but he doesn't have access to a comp.. so anyway.. Alright so about late May was when me and Jake first started to toke.. everything was pretty smooth, smoking from one-hitters and ghetto water bongs... all good. Well about mid-late July me and Jake were just cruising around in town, not high, and his mom calls my cell, which is normal because Jake didn't have a cell at this point in time, and i answer it went something like this: Me:"Hello" Her:"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Me:"Oh not much, may go see (our friend lets call him A) in a few minutes." Her:"Oh, well i just heard that you two smoke marijuana on occasion." Me:*Thinking, holy-fucking-shit* "Uhh, here's Jake." I hand him the phone and all i can hear is his mom yelling like no other, and Jakes trying to get a word in but she wont let him and tells him to come home now, he hangs up and says "what a stupid bitch".. so were like shit, we are fucked.. well i take him home and im like good luck.. so i end up going home for a bit, then i go to another close town with a taco bell with a friend, D, and while I'm there, Jakes mom calls me again and says, "Jakes grounded for a long time, you better tell me whose dealing, and I'm calling all your parents" so I'm still scared because my parents are stupid and think they know everything so if i get caught i would have no chance in hell... anyway.. me and D leave and call Jake on the way home to see how it went, and hes like: "Yeah, I'm fine, I just yelled at her about how pot isn't bad and told her to read the abovetheignorance.com papers and she wouldn't listen. Oh and she things i do coke too! Haha" So when i get home Jakes mom called everyones parents that we are friends with and my parents ask me and I'm like no i don't. And their like thats what I thought. And I guess Jakes mom called the cops, had them come to her house, gave them a list of Jakes friends, and flat out told them, "find the dealer". The cops were like, "yeah thats not how this works, so we can't help you" and just left lol. But Jakes mom was so sure that I did it, which I did but i kept it a secret until about early August, when I had to tell my dad because he said he had "inside info" which i knew once he said it was bullshit but i figured, its better he learns from me than Jakes mom. Because she keep coming up to my dad and saying all this shit and pissing my dad off so he asked again one time and I'm like, yeah i did it one time, didn't like it, I'm really sorry. He was disappointed and he was said he wouldnt tell my mom because my mom would be the same as Jakes mom, which after he said the words "We'll just keep this between us and mark it down as a mistake" shocked me because i expected to lose everything i owned. But it just so happened that that same day Jakes mom got to my moms final nerve and she bought a crappy at home piss test, and i defiantly wasn't clean (Note: Jake and I had smoked the day before we got caught, and this was about 2 and a half weeks later.). So I call up my friend, C, and have him pee in a bag for me and i come out clean. He doesn't do any drugs or anything but he doesn't care when its around him. But the test did come back positive for opium.. haha... But recently Jake's mom heard that he was buying from another friend. J, and had heard it from a girl in our school, there is this one girl that ratted on J for no reason at all, and we think she was the one that did it again... So Jakes mom went crazy again, and Jake is like.. you know i tried once, i dont even care what you have to say now.. so thats the story, i feel bad that i got away almost clean.. but Jake did get out of the grounding after about 3 weeks this is easily the longest post ever, +rep for reading it all i think
man im so glad i dont have to deal with that bullshit. everyone knows i smoke. my whole family, my friends parents, gf's parents, and everyone also knows im a good person so im not getting raped in the ass for it.
My punishments have gone from grounding to my mom and I agreeing that I should never do heroin or meth. Just do well in school, that's the biggest FU to parents who think smoking weed ruins lives.
yeah i know.. i do really well in school A's and B's but i really dont know what my parents think... there both pretty stupid unfortunately.. and my dads a cop and thinks he knows everything about pot when he knows absolutely nothing haha
I can't stand crazy parents. My friends mom was crazy, so he ran away. I let him stay with me for a few days and someone told his mom and she started like, telling me I was tearing her family apart and it was all my fault, because when he stopped staying with me he like stayed with other people and she tried to get out of me who he was with but I would never tell her. So she brought the cops over to my house 4 days straight, she followed me and a friend in my car, she like stalked my myspace and printed off conversations and showed me mom and it was pretty shitty. But my mom is real down to earth, all my friends love her. She smokes, and is cool that I smoke, she even bought me a pipe and gave me some weed for my birthday . But I have a story like that. My dad is completely different, he's a cop and is completely against drugs, but I don't live with him, he moved to another town and my parents divorced. Somehow my dad found out that I was smoking because my brother told his guidance counselor me and him would smoke and the counselor told my dad, so my dad talked to my mom and was asking when the last time I was drug tested was (which is never) and a whole bunch of other shit. But he never confronted me about it so I just told him I don't do it anymore and I think he believes me.
sounds like my mom whenever she first found out i was smoking lol.. glad i moved out of there. my mom was sayin shit when i got in trouble like, "i'm going to find out who the dealer is, give his info to the cops, and get everyone of your pothead punkass friends put into jail" -- i couldn't help but to laugh after hearing that lol, cuz i made it very clear that if she ever pulled some bs like that then she wouldn't ever see me again.
as was said, do well in school..... and then give your mom your report card, and go "I was stoned the entire fucking time". Or just BE stoned the entire time.... I have smoked LOTS this year and I have had the best grades of my life (not amazing but pretty good, especially considering I dont do homework or try THAT hard)
Wow, Jake's mom is a piece of shit. If someone kept calling me telling me about how bad my son was and that he smokes marijuana, I would tell them to shut the fuck up.