How I bought my stuff in Thailand

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  1. #1 GGrass, Feb 8, 2011
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    I was desperate. I needed to smoke.

    So I went to a group of motorcycle taxi drivers, who were gathered at a motorcycle taxi stand, where the passengers would come to hire the taxi.

    It's typical to find one of these motorcycle taxi stand on the roads where they don't have buses or other modes of public transportation, so the motorcycle taxi is their only way in.

    Anyway, I walked up to the guys and said,

    "Hello fellas. How're you doing this evening?"

    And they looked at me like,

    'What the fuck?'

    And I explained,

    "You see guys, I'm really in desperate need of weed because I'm so stressed. And I don't want to drink coz I get fucked up when I drink, so I need weed."

    And they looked at me like,

    'What the fuck?'

    And I continued,

    "I know it's really rude of me to ask you like this, but does anyone of you deal weed?"

    And one guy who looked like the head of the group looked at me and said,

    "Sure man. But the guy's not here. He'll be back in about 5 minutes."

    And I said,

    "Thank you very much man. I'll just wait over here."

    And I sat by the taxi stand, pulled out a box of cigarette, and offered them. The head guy took one, and I gave him the lighter, with which he lighted the ciggy, and I did the same.

    And we smoked our cigarette, and soon a guy came, and he was the dealer.

    So from that day on, I've been buying from these guys...
     
  2. So you hooked up with a thai dealer wut?
     
  3. #4 HMJ Crimpz, Feb 8, 2011
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    I thought this was going to be a thread about how OP had sex with his dealer..

    Im sad now.

    EDIT: Nice name change xD
     
  4. cOOL StoRy bRoOOoo!
     
  5. I was in Thailand and this is how I bought my weed.

    In case anyone wanted to know.
     
  6. Lol I realize. Might wanna re word the title though. :)
     
  7. Are you really living in thailand? how long? why?

    how long did it take you to ask for some bud?
     


  8. It took me 20 years to figure out how this shit worked.

    But when I finally realized it, it only took me 30 minutes to get my weed. The guy's delivery speed is amazing. Never takes more than 30 minutes.
     
  9. Sorry for misleading you...

    Thanks for the advise. I've changed it now and yeah... sounds much more relevant.
     
  10. Haha, thats awesome man. Its had to be pretty awkward at first, because its awkward enough most times finding/meeting new connects here in the states.
     
  11. nobody has asked this - is it good shit?
     
  12. Good if you roll it into a joint.

    Better if you smoke it with a pipe.

    The BEST if you bong it.

    :smoke:
     
  13. Awesome! Another stoner in thailand :wave:
    Those motorcycle guys/tuk tuk drivers/taxi guys sell people out all the time so I never get anything from them. I never buy from anyone until i know them pretty well and am sure they won't rat on me cuz Thai jail sucks. 20 guys chained up in a room is not my idea of a good time.


    Alright man now be honest, most of the stuff here is pretty crappy even by shwag standards but its $14 an ounce so its still worth it, and finding someone with some dank for sale is rare and always expensive.
     


  14. I've never smoked anything else other than the Thai stuff, and sometimes I get good stuff and sometimes I get bad stuff, depending on where I get it.

    Now the dealer I have at the moment gets me the good stuff... that's all I'm saying.

    I did smoke some stuff in Amsterdam, but didn't think they were overly fantastic... they were good, but it was a bit too heavy on the forehead...
     

  15. $14 an ounce?? What?

    Is Thailand nice? Sounds like a cheap place to live :smoke:
     
  16. I don't know how much an ounce is, but it costs me about 50$ to get the amount of weed for me to smoke everyday for a month.

    And I smoke at least a full joint a day. I'd say on the average 1.5 joints per day coz there are some days when I don't smoke.
     
  17. Yeah, Thailand is cheap as hell. I lived like a damn king there for over a month on $600 US and still had money left over. I wassn save like $10,000 and just go chill there for a year or two.
     
  18. For your information,

    --

    The average monthly salary for a factory worker is about... 300 dollars/month.

    So if you were a Thai dude, and you were an average worker in a factory, 50 dollars for weed would be considered expensive.

    --

    You can have a decent meal, for example a lunch, for less than... 2 dollars.

    --

    A liter of gasoline costs about 1.2 dollars.

    --

    A can of Coke costs 0.5 dollars.

    --

    3 hours with a prostitute (= 1 fuck) costs about... 70 dollars at decent fuck shops. 100 bucks if you include tip.
     
  19. Is that the high class ones? The guys I was with were getting pissed about paying like $10 all night. maybe they were getting some skanky ass...
     

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