How does your ..... feel?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by GGrass, May 21, 2010.

  1. Haha 2nd that! :smoke:
     
  2. I've completely forgotten....:p
     
  3. what is this elusive vagina you all speak so fondly of?
     
  4. A true hermaphrodite with a fully formed penis and a fully formed vagina can answer both questions. It is a far more common condition than your would ever imagine. I only have a penis, so you'll have to wait for someone afflicted, or blessed (depending on how you look at it), with this condition.
     
  5. C'mon Illa, try to remember...
     
  6. Check between your legs, brah!

    It's bound to be down there somewhere. :laughing:

    I'm sorry, it was such a great setup. :D
     

  7. i'm tryin real hard and it's still not coming to me.... :(
     
  8. When a dick enters a vagina = like a warm, moist hole.
    When a vagina is penetrated by a dick = well, some girl told me it felt like being fucked by a broom handle, so I'll just go with that.
     
  9. Ask a hermaphrodite?
     
  10. it feels great

    like really really good
     
  11. ^WTF^ is that all about? Lol!
     
  12. :D Everyone's so funny...

    Broom handle... that just made me laugh...

    Which makes me think, for girls, it's a lot easier to describe a dick entering their pussies coz... they can compare it with say, a broom handle. A cucumber. A sausage. A baseball bat?

    But for a guy, what can we compare it with?

    The best I've seen in this thread was 'wet pillowy cushion'. Yuck... a WET pillowy cushion??? I don't know man... a wet cushion does not feel good to me. I like my pillows to be dry, you know?

    Let's try other things...

    Fleshlight? I've never tried that shit, so I don't know. But for those of you who did, would you say the feeling of dick entering a pussy, would be like doing it with that fleshlight toy?

    When I was young, very young, the kids were talking about how a pussy feels, and how the boobs feel.

    And I remember... a couple of things...

    One was clovers. Yeah, the green plant. One kid said,

    "If you want to know how a pussy feels, lie flat on your belly on a clover field, and rub your dick against the clovers."

    So one day I tried it, and I got red rash all over my groin.

    And the other thing I remember was a loaf of bread. The guy said,

    "Take a whole loaf of bread, warm it, and dig a hole, big enough to put your dick in, but small enough that it's not too loose. And you fuck it. It'll be the closest thing to a real pussy."

    And of course, I had to try that... but it didn't feel very nice. I kept thinking,

    "Who's gonna eat this bread??"
     
  13. I dunno... can't remember... must've been pretty high... :D

    Seriously... I was high on....... weed + porn.

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    In case anyone wants to listen,

    Lately I've been having a fetish over pussies. Or pictures of them, rather. I goto porn websites, and get some 'close up' shots of pussies of various shapes and sizes... and I study them carefully. The anatomy of a pussy.

    Fascinating, really...

    I've never been able to look at a pussy for more than two seconds. Something just makes me turn my eyes away.

    When I have sex with a girl, I don't look at her pussy. Well, I only peak at it, but I don't stop and LOOK.

    Even on my computer. You would think there'll be no problem looking at a PICTURE of a pussy, but for some reason, I can't. I can't look at it for very long.

    Hard to explain why I can't look straight at a pussy... Must be that I'm a bit.. shy?

    BUT,

    Lately, I've been able to look at a picture of a pussy for a long time. Long enough to notice things in, out and around the pussy.

    And it gets me real hard... makes me want to fuck my computer screen...
     
  14. I don't think a hermaphrodite knows how a pussy feels like. Not even the ones who's had the operation.
     
  15. AboutBiodiversity: Glossary

    Hermie humans aren't very common but they do crop up from time to time.
     
  16. You mean they're BORN with both?
     
  17. Uh, yeah. Developmental biology is messy and complicated stuff, shit happens.
     
  18. I've met some stupid as shit chicks before, so they definately don't have two brains...

    And to the original poster; you fucking own bro.
     
  19. That is so weird... I thought the hermies were born with dicks, but they had to have operation to add a pussy...

    Hm... let me think about that for a moment... born with both...

    That is just crazy man... I can't even begin to imagine it.
     

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