how does this plan sound (girl related)

Discussion in 'General' started by bonez, Jul 17, 2005.

  1. alright I meeting a single girl same age as me and I hear shes hot but I've never seen her and I got her number from someone I know who knows hers and she has computer issues. I know quite a bit about computers. I was thinking of calling her and offer my services and see what the problem is and be like "hmm I going to have to think about this, you know what helps me think? getting high" and ill bust out a fat ass joint and be like "care to join me" and if she says yes like half way through the joint im going to ask her if shes ever done a shotgun (one person holds the join backwords in their lips and blows with someone else inhaling lips to lips for all the noobs out there (no offence)) and see were it goes from there, how does this plan sound to everyone? good? bad? i would apreciate any advice or constructive criticism because generally im not smooth with the ladies, so maybe theres something wrong that I dont realize because im a dweeb
     
  2. well.. are you sure this girl smokes? if so.. then yea try it.. but try to get her in a conversation about regular things first.. be sensitive.. but not too cheesy.. be careful.. i would take a shotgun from someone even if it wasnt like that.. i just love shotguns.. but.. you should be ok.. if she is a bitch about it.. fuck it.. some girls are bitches
     
  3. hmmm...you guys dont know each other...im guessing she's not gonna go for it right off the bat like that *unless* she's a fast type...most girls would rather get to know a guy first...yeah, dont do it, guarunteed she aint gonna go for it. (im a girl by the way)
     
  4. Yea.. thats true.. give her a gun but dont go for a kiss or anything.. just go by the seat of your pants.. try not to be too forward.. see how things go first..
     
  5. ok well as long as she's not completely shallow or completely anti smokeing then go for it
     
  6. i have no idea if she smokes but if she doesn't she's not the girl I want to be with because I don't want a girlfriend that I can't share my love for cannabis with. My friend has a girlfriend that doesnt really like cannabis and smoking is always a big issue with her and I don't want that. I dont want to sound nerdy talking about computers, but its kinda unavoidable dont you think. I guess it would be possible to just try to avoid the subject of computers, think thats a good idea?
    and if you think i shouldn't do it, please tell me what you think I should do
     
  7. Well I know that if i guy was helping me with my computer.. i would be most greatful just cuz im like a myspace/grasscity whore.. lol i love my internet.. i wouldnt think of him as nerdy.. but u should try to figure out if she smokes before anything..
     
  8. I just found out, she does blaze :smoke:
     
  9. Then I would have to say go for it!!! Blast away on that fatty!!!
     
  10. I called her, im going over to her house tomorrow at 2. and you were right becca, she repeted several times how gratefull she was :D
    btw she said her computer would start up and the icons and start bar thing wouldnt show up, lol anyone know how to fix that :smoke: Im not too familiar with PCs cuz im a mac user
     
  11. lol Cant help ya with the computer thing.. but uhh.. good luck with that.. just play it cool and you should be fine..
     
  12. for the computer thing just mess around with a bunch of stuff and keep hitting control alt delete - switch between tabs and just keep going..hmm that doesent seem to be working, ive never dealt with this exact problem before only things like it and what worked those times doesnt seem to be working
     
  13. good news, my friend that blows glass suggested I give her a pipe and he gave me a brand new pipe to give to her, im not going to give it to her if I don't think its the right time to give it to her.(we have a lot of small pipes like this so it's no big deal)
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  14. bit of overkill on the glass. just blaze her up and help w. her pc
     

  15. thats what I was thinking, I'll bring it in the off chance a stiuation occurs where I am really confortable with giving it to her
     

  16. It looks like some sort of anal toy....or some very straight forwad gspot dildo.

    I'd probably suggest keeping it home unless she's a nympho....cross yer fingers that she is!

    God nymphos ruled back in the day... geeky girls turned nympho come highschool with not a single herb hookup.
     
  17. lol...damn you obsessed and you aint even met the girl..take it slow if you *really* want 2 make somethin happen, just go w/ the flow its all about your game..

    i dont know if i would try to get someone 2 smoke w/ me the first time i met them because..usually girls wont if they dont know you that well.
     
  18. IMO i wouldn't bust out herb on the first day of meeting a girl, because it can/may cause your relationship to depend on herb. I don't know if thats what you want or not, but thats just me. I would just take the time to get to know her and help her out as much as you can, try to establish a friendly relationship and hopefully you will be able to have a chance to hang out with her again. If the day goes real well and you end up hanging out with her throughout the day, THEN i would probably bring up ganja and see where it goes from there. Goodluck.
     
  19. "im a fan of whipping it out and saying "its not gonna suck itself""
     


  20. David Niven you are NOT. *lol*
     

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