how does DP feel?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by The Third Eye, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. ....I cannot un-see those things.
     

  2. Mmmhmm. It almost makes Laffy Taffy look unappetizing.




    :bolt:
     
  3. That doesn't even make sense. How do you believe someone? That's a fragment if I've ever seen one.
     

  4. now you're just trying too hard :rolleyes:
     
  5. I think we've all learned a lesson here...

    what is the lesson you ask?

    I have no idea...
     
  6. Lesson: you don't leave work early on pay day
    You get your check before you walk so go ahead
    and jack the magic beans right up out the stalk
    Then plant 'em down your throat, who knows,
    the next day your freestyles might be dope
    Nope! I'm just kiddin' "FUCK A NON-SWALLOW TRAMP!"
    This song is a tribute to the cock suckin' champs,
    the deap throat divas with jaws like clamps
    Lickin' ball like stamps, even when she's got the cramps
    That's a No Limit Soldier, True Master of the P,
    but I make 'em say AHHH when I'm servin' ghetto D
    I love the oral OG's, with rings in their tongue, shit I had to tell this one
    You should move it to your tonsils cuz a *****s well hung
    Huh, naaahh; I kill me, but check it out, feel me,
    I had this one broad who used to go at the job
    Like a woman with no teeth versus corn on the cob,
    wanted to stop her half way just to say good job
    So if you got a girl and she dont slob your knob,
    I'm here to let your stupid ass know that your bein' robbed
    And your dame is tired,
    tell her to step into your office - "YOUR FUCKIN' FIRED!"
    And if by the next album, she's still not suckin',
    Imma make a new song with step by step instructions
    Easy for her ass to follow, the moral of the story is
    the mean bitches suck and the nice girls swallow
    I said mean bitches suck and nice girls swallow
     
  7. stonerchick, you might be the weirdest troll i've ever encountered.

    and for that, i thank you.
    now go away
     
  8. Say what I have said that is so unbelievable that I must be a troll and I'll explain why everysingle thing is misunderstood and plausible.
     

  9. why did I do that? :cry:
     


  10. what you have said is so unbelievable that you must be a troll

    and if it was true well i doubt youd be writing (attention whoring) it on an internet forum :smoke:
     

  11. that's nothing... NOTHING!


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  12. Okay so according to your posts here in grasscity you are a...

    California technical college student
    who has paid their tuition by escorting, and making $220 per half hour (and for protection aka "your pimp" is a pistol you carry)
    you've had 6 abortions
    you claim to be "turned lesbian" but after you've smoked you get horny and like to play with a dick once in a while


    so now what?
     
  13. Why is the girls circle so big?! There are no girls on the internet. Even me, I'm just an imposter :cool:
     

  14. pron....

    i cant even begin to explain to you what they post there...
     
  15. A. You are a conservative.
    B. You are a conservative lesbian.
    C. You are a conservative lesbian who's an escort.
    D. You are a conservative lesbian who's an escort and also gets her schooling paid for by the government.
    E. You are are conservative lesbian who's an escort and also gets her schooling paid for by the government who USED to be a slut.
    F. You are are conservative lesbian who's an escort and also gets her schooling paid for by the government who USED to be a slut, and has had 6 abortions.
    G. You are are conservative lesbian who's an escort and also gets her schooling paid for by the government who USED to be a slut, and has had 6 abortions, who says she only services men for money as means to survive.
    H. You are are conservative lesbian who's an escort and also gets her schooling paid for by the government who USED to be a slut, and has had 6 abortions, who says she only services men for money as means to survive. Who knows that prostitution isn't her only option, but just wants to save money, hence not using it to survive, but just because you love cock.
    I. You are are conservative lesbian who's an escort and also gets her schooling paid for by the government who USED to be a slut, and has had 6 abortions, who says she only services men for money as means to survive. Who knows that prostitution isn't her only option, but just wants to save money, hence not using it to survive, but just because you love cock. and loves double penetration, but only when two cocks are in your vagina;however, IT IS NOT LOOSE.
     

  16. You heard the phrase "beef curtains" and just couldn't resist the curiosity of what may lie on page one.

    It's kinda like the Ark of the Covenant in the respect.
     
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  18. As soon as i looked at that pic i smelt salt and vinger chips and nearly puked, and then got super pissed off because i just lost the fucking game.

    I'm very unimpressed with that post, craiggers.
     
  19. does it make you feel any better that every time i see ur avatar i get a little more freaked out?
     

  20. ah shit i lost the game on your second post cuz im too high to have seen the first one lmao
     

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