How do you think you are going to die?

I keep having dreams of being shot by a sniper through my bedroom window as I sleep. So yeah, that's how

 

Vital organs stop functioning. Heart stops pumping blood to brain, brain loses oxygen.

 

i will fall down the stairs at 79

 

Either via overdose, car-crash, in my sleep, any form of suicide, cancer, being shot or stabbed, By the time I am twenty-five(always had a gut feeling I'd be dead by this age, odd).

 

stress from work..

 

ejected into outer space catapult style

 

Cancer since my Grandma got it from smoking.Or an overdose,or suicide

 

Of old age.

 

Car Crash mid 40's..

 

I'm hoping for naked cheerleader avalanche but I'll settle for an aneurysm in my sleep.

 

starvation

 

Motorcycle accident, 180+

 

damn shitheads on youtube. all i wanna do is link a dear sister death on here but theres too many parodies

 

probably an overdose or a car crash. Cant see myself living past 30

And i dont even go all out with the substances.

 

chicken wing to the eye
very hot sauce

 

most likely heart disease, stroke, cancer, or an accident. Statistics show majority of people die in those ways

FASTSTATS - Deaths and Mortality
Death Statistics Tables

 

I figure my car will eventually start to break down and get worn out, then the gas tank will run out and the belts'll stop turnin

 

Til that point comes Ill keep this machine as well-oiled and maintained as possible