How do you tell if a female is lying to you?

When she leaves follow her in your car from a good distance. 
 
Sounds like you clearly aren't using the DENNIS system properly to me though

 

Simple, don't need to be able to "tell" just don't trust females. Ever. 

She may actually be shopping, but after Christmas it's not like that excuse will work anymore, so if she is still pulling shit like that off after X-mas then it's obvious. 

I have found most women I have known are selfish, stubborn, ignorant, and very foolish. All it takes is one guy with some good lucks and corny lines they use all the time for them to be persuaded to be selfish and cheat on those that care about them. 

 

You can tell by when her lips are moving.

 

That's what they do. 

"Oh, you emotionally smothered me" or some bullshit like that.

Ha. No pity. Last girl that fucked me over I said nothing but you disgust me, and left her life. She tried to get me to forgive her, to move on, to talk to her again. Fuck no. You fucked up, enjoy your life, ya know? 
 
If you can't trust your girl, the relationship isn't going to work. I'd tell her EXACTLY how you feel and what you think. Tell her you have difficulty believing her. Honestly, your probably better off not being a thing. 

 

if their mouth is open

 

why dont you ask to go with her?

 

Dig the username

 

Usually the so called "female" shows signs of deception when out of her natural habitat: the kitchen or the laundry room.U may even notice the women smoking refeers, hanging around blacks and other minorities. She may even be into the hip craze "jazz" also known as Satan's juke music. Be weary friend, if ur women isn't doing everything u want always then she's a lying Satan worshiperSent from my HTC One mini using Grasscity Forum mobile app

 

 
This person knows how to do it right.

 

[quote name="Jointsmoker415" post="19193667" timestamp="1387488656"]Usually the so called "female" shows signs of deception when out of her natural habitat: the kitchen or the laundry room.U may even notice the women smoking refeers, hanging around blacks and other minorities. She may even be into the hip craze "jazz" also known as Satan's juke music. Be weary friend, if ur women isn't doing everything u want always then she's a lying Satan worshiperSent from my HTC One mini using Grasscity Forum mobile app[/quote] lmao! Sent from my DROID4 using Grasscity Forum mobile app

 

 
I would recommend being straightforward and just asking to tag along.

 

The Battle of the Sexes will never end. Men and women think differently and this causes endless misunderstandings, distrust, etc. but there isn't anything anyone can do about it.
 
Men are often brutally honest with each other and women probably are too among themselves, but as soon as there is sex -- or the possibility of it -- involved, both sides are always hedging, always holding something back, in what they say to the other person. Men (including myself) are as guilty of this as women are.
 
A woman I fooled around with almost 2 years ago sent me a Xmas card the other day. We have kept in touch via email off and on, and I see her around town now and then, but the snail mail card was a surprise.
 
So I emailed her back thanking her, and included a picture of a man holding a sprig of mistletoe under a woman, both smiling. A couple of months ago when we inadvertently sat together at the diner she suggested that we do Sunday breakfast sometime, so I asked her a week or so later but she was sick and couldn't do it (which is true because her mother told me). So I haven't mentioned it again, IDC that much either way.
 
But am I being suggestive with the pik of the mistletoe? You're damned right I am. How will she react? I have no fucking idea. Do I care? Not really. But the ball is in her court.
 
The proverbial "games" between the sexes never ends until you draw your last breath.

 

DTB let go who cares find another replacement.

 

DTB let go who cares find another replacement.

 

Definitely fucking like 10 other dudes.