How do you know if you're a stoner?

Tell you what, bud. I'll initiate you. You're now an official stoner level 1. Come back to me when you've smoked at least 50 joints and we'll talk about stepping things up to level 2. Seriously though it's just someone who smokes on a regular basis. Whatever regular means is up to you

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stoner is one who stones, or becomes stone

 

Not too original, eh?

10 Ways You Know That You Are a Stoner

5 Telltale Signs You're A Stoner

etc

 

If you find yourself saying "spooooooork!" on a daily basis.... yoouuu might be a stoner

 

Black magic...Dark arts, the evil's craft...Witches, warlocks and wizards.

And probably fuckin' elves, because fuckin' elves are in everything.

 

When you take a pound brownie. Smoke a whole pound. Start taking tinctures up the ass. The usual.

 

Loose lips sink ships.

Rocks, glass, and houses or some shit.

 

IMO it probably first came about as an insult to people who smoke bud.

But now it's probably just someone who smokes a lot of it.

One question also: still in HS?

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When a personal blunt doesn't blow you away is my meter, but that's for heavy tokers. You don't have to smoke heavy to be a stoner, you just have to get stoned often to be a stoner. Think of it like an alcoholic, but usually in a better light.

 

He needs to clean that fucking room up.

 

That's how you know he's a real stoner