How do you become a mod?

its when u suck a unicorns horn and tickle its nut sack with your pinky toe. Then... And only THEN will you be a mod for this site.

 

Be helpful and kind. Encourage others. Post only what you know is true. Post often and well.

And there is no pay- you do it for love!

 

Like storm crow said, just be a good blade, there is a basic criteria though, you have to had been here for a while at least 2 years i think, you have to have a fair amount of posts i'm guessing that's so the admin can check you out make sure your not going to just ban people

 

You gotta just follow the rules and be noticed as a mature member. You gotta get chosen. I don't have alot of posts or rep. Do it was recognized that I could do the job and be mature about it. I never went out of my way to be all friendly to the admin or make friends with all the mods. Even to this day I still keep to myself.
You do have to be here a few years though.
As far as gettin paid, no you dont receive a paycheck, but you can be rewarded other ways
Ohh, and you get one free kiss from JD for every ban you get

 

Ohhhh. Very informative.

 

Well, you can't be angry like me.

 

oh really?

i'm owed some retroactive kisses then.. at least a couple hundred by my estimation.

 

Its a new rule, it was made after you left so she could effectively avoid having to kiss you

 

story of my life

 

He's used to chicks avoiding his kisses...thats why he prefers massage parlors.

Less space to run.

 

what? JD kisses? sign me up

 

no tongue though..

so don't waste your time..

plus her breath smells like cheap wine and chicken.

 

mmmm chicken kisses, now I'm excited.

 

Okay, I done that and I'm still not a mod yet. The horn had some weird clear liquid come out. I think it was magic juice.

 

sexy!

 

Sticky it....everyone will be trying to become a mod.

 

What's the appeal of being a mod anyway...I feel I would quickly hate grasscity if I had to go around "cleaning it up."

Thanks mods.