How do OR don't you fit the average "stoner/pothead stereotype"?

Discussion in 'General' started by Jakkyvengeane, May 24, 2010.

  1. HAH this thread makes me laugh, I don't fit the stoner stereotype at all so people are always shocked when they find out I smoke!
    I don't fit it because A- I'm super,super girly, im into hair, makeup, clothes all that jazz. I work for Clinique, I study nutrition at school,
     

  2. Damn post postin itself before I finished.

    Anywho I guess I just don't look like a stoner, or talk like one either. I kinda talk like a valley girl..heh.

    Ways I do fit the average stereotype?
    shit son, I smoke weed everydayyyy.
    know how to roll a killer L
    keep my hemp bracelets on my ankles so no one can see them at work/school
     
  3. Stereotype:
    Longish, curlyish hair
    Wear hats at angles/bandanas
    Pants baggy enough to hack in
    Play hackeysack constantly
    Spend all my money on weed and food
    Ride my fourwheeler everywhere
    Very apathetic
    I love Mtn Dew
    I rarely drink

    Non-stereotype:
    My IQ is 133
    I love weapons
    I hate liberals
    I do other drugs
    I've always gotten good grades
    Sometimes I freak the fuck out, on purpose, like voluntary schizophrenia
     
  4. Do's

    - I'm definitely pro legalization
    - I smoke weed several times a day (always end the day with a J and a long walk to wind down before bed)
    - I sleep in past noon regularly
    - I enjoy hack (even though I am not very good at it)
    - I spend a lot of time reading grow logs (grow box design/setups is my favourite)
    - I actively make Qwiso hash and oil as often as i can
    - My title amongst my friends is E,Z Bake to this day

    Don'ts

    - I am clean cut (usually shaven but often keep well cut beards or mustache's)
    - I love fancy clothing ie: ties, vests, blazers, canes with blades in them and long coats
    - I play golf every week
    - Up until very recently I used to exercise 3 hours a day
    - I enjoy classical piano and orchestral music
    - I play the piano
    - I'm an aggressive Atheist and a critical pessimist (sometimes complete disregard for others beliefs to make a point)
    - Despite the previous point I never get angry even when I should :smoke:
     
  5. why i do:

    - hang out with a lot of people that smoke
    - i used to have real long hair
    - i like to wear sandals
    - i disc golf everyday possible
    - i smoke everyday

    why i don't:

    - i work tuesday thru sunday
    - im a metalhead at heart
    - i have a half sleeve tattoo
    - i go to the gym
     
  6. i have good grades, short hair i run and i have huge goals that i actively work towards

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laughing: fuck twelve! i get up at one on a GOOD day! up at the crack of 3 pm FTW! :metal:
     
  7. Stereotype
    Long(ish) hair
    Pro-Legalisation
    I refer to people as "man"
    I smoke weed every night
    I stay up/sleep late
    Play guitar
    Messy and unorganised

    Non-Stereotype
    I work hard at university
    No one seems to realise I smoke weed unless I tell them
    Polite and Well-Spoken
    I'm a geek
    Politically/Socially minded
    I read books/write often
    I'm responsible, or at least I like to think I am

    Most of the things I do that make me fall into the "stereotype" I did even before I started smoking and the things that fall into "non-stereotype" have been helped by weed in some way. I wouldn't call myself a stereotype at all though, even if I may have the vague qualities of one.
     
  8. Well, im a metalhead :metal:

    During high school, I got A's, B's, C's, D's and F's. I only tried when i wanted to lol.

    I play hackey, friz, and frolf.

    I say "dude" and "man" a lot.

    i like to masturbate. :)
     
  9. #69 xinfinity, Jun 16, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 16, 2010
    Stoner: Have a vape- High for most of every day

    ? not anything else


    Normal (to everybodys standards):
    Computer geek
    Athletic build
    Lacrosse (maybe stoner?)
    I go to the gym regularly for serious workouts
    Currently landscaping as a summer job
    Go to a university for Mechanical Engineering - 3.2 GPA so far
    I am really into my car. Its a 1995 325i BMW with a 1997 328i Engine and transmission that I swapped in myself. e36 ftw!
    I guess im good with girls because they have never been too much of a problem getting when I dont try (thats the key BTW, not trying)
    I am taking one summer math class for engineering at a college close to me right now.

    My week day time schedule starts at 6:45am , and goes to 10:30- 11:00 pm Everyday.

    my morning class starts at 8:00am, goes till 10:30am then I start landscaping where ever they send me at 12:00, after being freshly vaped.


    Can you tell I am a stoner? :wave:

    Nobody would ever guess I am a computer geek unless they actually saw my computer and Nobody has any idea that I am high unless I tell them
     
  10. Long hair.
    Don't wake before 12.
    Spend every penny i earn on weed.

    However;
    I moisturise.
     
  11. Lets see...

    Do's:

    Long shaggy hair
    usual 5 o clock shadow
    sleep into noon
    "lazy"
    i have no idea what to do with my life
    listen to all the stoner music
    extremely relaxed
    always high

    Dont's:

    I have a job
    goto college
    and you cant tell im a total stoner talking to me:smoke:
     

  12. haha tht had me laughing for a while :hello:


    im not really girly but ppl do get surprised when they find out i smoke!...i think i couldve never guessed yu smoked, this is gettin me thinkin about all those girly girls i see in school hmm lol
     
  13. HATE the stereotypes and everybody is surprised when they hear I smoke.

    DO:
    Make hemp jewelry
    wear tie dye
    sandals everywhere possible
    lighters and febreeze everywhere
    goatee
    own too many pieces to count
    naturally really mellow

    DON'T:
    only smoke once or twice a month
    work on restoring my car
    computer geek
    short hair
    don't say man or dude
    have a job
    going to college
    like responsibility :confused_2:
     
  14. sublime is my least favorite band of all time, this negates me from ever truly being a stoner stereotype.
     
  15. wow didnt realize a lot of people had long hair lol myself included

    ~DO~
    -shoulder length hair (though i began growing it when i barely smoked)
    -my friends always know i got/can get some if their in need (not a reference to dealing but just my connections hence my username?)
    -usually wake up late unless i have something important to do in the morning

    ~DONT~
    -work hard/seriously when need be and stop/lower usage of ganja while doing so (just studied for a few months for my lsats which i took last week, but ever since ive been burning like its my job haha)
    -want to be a lawyer (see above)
    -although sometimes i eff up and abuse mary i try to keep experiences with her in moderation in order to take a step back and look at the bigger picture of whats going on in my life at the moment
     
  16. love ballin

    dont listen to phish or any of that bull

    i dotn really like bob marley

    i wear hollister, ae shit like that

    i can hold a conversation with anyone
     
  17. People are usually suprised when i tell them i smoke pot,

    Do

    Love hitting the bong but only a few times a week somtimes less.
    like playing Reggie on guitar:cool:
    big fan of KMK/bob.M and others alike.
    like watching and learning about the herb:p
    just living as happy as can be:rolleyes:

    Dont

    Train intensely everyday(bodybuilding)
    read/making music.
    full time student.
    Shaven/ short hair/smart clothes.
    quite conservative with the herb:D
     
  18. i'm a bit of a girly girl, i like clothes, shoes, makeup, etc. so people i dont know too well never suspect i would smoke

    but i'm stoned most the day, grew up on reggae and i still love it. most my family blazes, and pretty much all of my friends/boyfriends i've had smoke weed.
     
  19. uhhhh lets see

    i have long hair
    facial hair
    "lazy" (most of the time)
    deadhead.
    video games
    i say "man" and "dude" a lot...
    mellow demeanor
    lover not a fighter
    i have a hemp bracelet i haven't taken off in over a year and a half.
    i smoke everyday....

    and im to lazy to do the "non-stereotypes" hahaha, im pretty much over all a pothead, and im okay with that.
     
  20. well ill put all the stereotypes together whether i do or dont

    long hair
    no facial hair
    lazy
    listen to psychedelic rock
    dont really listen to ragae
    say dude and man a lot
    laid back
    dont play many vidoe games
    like sports
     

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