Ancient Egyptians built pyramids. (with possible alien help lol). You can build a bong easily. Google is your best friend, inform the noobs.
do you have parents with tools, like a ratchet set? id sooo, grab a small one like super small is best, but it needs to have a wider side either or works. Now, grab a pen or a straw or some tube of some sort, not copper though. take the lid and grab some scissors, start to turn scissors to make a hole, make it fit the bowl snugly. now get another pen and do the same thing on both sides with the scissors making the hole pen diameter. and the other any size its your carb so not SUPER big. You know own a DIY bong the easiest one in the world.
oh lol because im watching now and i read your post and the whole thing was almost word for word what they just said