How do I get my stomach to shut the fuck up?

Discussion in 'General' started by The Crunge, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. #1 The Crunge, Nov 9, 2012
    I just ate some pizza, and now I can hear my stomach digesting it. It's loud as shit and I'm trying to sleep.

    I just smoked a heavy indica, and I can feel my stomach moving.

    Holy shit this is annoying.
     
  2. #2 ghostonvacation, Nov 9, 2012
    smoke more bro :smoke:
     
  3. #3 Mithrandir, Nov 9, 2012
    You're going to have to remove it. Unfortunately, it's not an easy surgery...

    Do you have any scissors and duct tape laying around?
     
  4. #4 underahoneymoon, Nov 9, 2012
    You're pregnant.
     
  5. #5 HBGBUB, Nov 9, 2012
    Now you know not to eat a pizza before bed.
     
  6. #6 DebbyDowner, Nov 9, 2012
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    Beat the shit out of it. Let it know that NO ONE fucks with you. Send it a message.
     
  7. #7 indigomoon, Nov 9, 2012
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  8. #8 s0mekind, Nov 9, 2012
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  9. #9 KillerKush, Nov 9, 2012
    Drink some water and move; laying down does not help with digestion.
     
  10. #10 liekz0mg1, Nov 9, 2012
    Correct! With an...ALIEN! :eek:

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  11. #11 The Crunge, Nov 9, 2012
    I don't remember making this thread...
     
  12. #12 Deleted member 42976, Nov 9, 2012
    you're lucky.....i eat pizza before bed and i get the worst heartburn ever
     

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