How do i fuck up a walmart drug test!!!!plase reply

Discussion in 'General' started by pausedtoker, Sep 17, 2009.

  1. #1 pausedtoker, Sep 17, 2009
    my parents are drug testing me since they caught me with my shit like a month ago so they said i have one month to get clean since weed takes a month to get out of your system.

    so the months up im gunna take the test in a few days and i havent smoked in a month so its gunna come out clean BUT i wanna continue tokin so i need to know how to mess up the drug test.

    the test is gunna be in my bathroom under my rules with no one in there but me so i can bring what ever to fuck it up so please can you give me some tips to mess the test up so itll turn positive?
     
  2. #2 Budwisesir, Sep 17, 2009
    Pee in the cup.
     
  3. #3 stoner_lukas, Sep 17, 2009
    Move out of your parents' home.
     
  4. #4 terradactyl, Sep 17, 2009
    you don't want it to turn up positive dude..

    and if you haven't smoked for a month you should be good on your test, be honest with your parents and say i stopped smoking a month ago when you asked, but idk how long mj stays in your system so it might still be dirty. ( 99.9% it wont be)


    but eye drops... a few drops of those should dilute it. thats what my buddy used
     
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  5. #5 pausedtoker, Sep 17, 2009
    i no man but i wanna toke after the test to but if i get tested again and i know ill test dirty i wanna know how to fuck it up so it turns positive,
     
  6. #6 pausedtoker, Sep 17, 2009
    ok i dont want it to be positive sorry lol but eye drops work huh ok any other things that can dilute the test?
     
  7. #7 pausedtoker, Sep 17, 2009
    i would but i dont have a job to support that.
     
  8. #8 littlefoot, Sep 17, 2009
    Bleach.

    http://www.google.com
     
  9. #9 terradactyl, Sep 17, 2009
    here, Let me Google that for YOU
     
  10. #10 Caution43449, Sep 17, 2009

    Uhh smoke before the test?= dirty test=time to smoke then time to get clean?? Shit dude when i turned 18 my dad already knew i smoked and hes completely against drugs but doesnt care about it since i got my shit straight in life with college and my son n a steady job.
     
  11. #11 Jimothy, Sep 17, 2009
    Have a non-smoking friend pee in a bottle for you, then hide the bottle in the bathroom. When you go in to pee in the cup, fill it with your friend's piss.
     
  12. #12 pausedtoker, Sep 17, 2009
    hahaha i dident even know you can do that that was cool as shit but thanks man:smoking:
     
  13. #13 GrandaddyPurps, Sep 17, 2009
    get clean piss. if u wanna pass the test.


    if you make it test positive and like fuck up make sure. there isnt a thing to test for things that may have been added like bleach. on some drug tests so watch out.:smoking:
     
  14. #14 pausedtoker, Sep 17, 2009
    this is a walmart drug test it not even 20 bucks so its a shitty one im guessing how much bleach should i use?
     
  15. #15 Caution43449, Sep 17, 2009
    Hope they dont card you buying bleach! lol but just a few drops man,
     
  16. #16 Box of Rain, Sep 17, 2009
    take a shit in the cup...

    ...then come out and say "what isnt this what you wanted??" with a confused look on your face..
     

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