How Do I Casually Bring Up Anal Sex

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by MariaJuana92, Jun 15, 2013.

  1. Just say you like it in your ass while fucking. I've never done anal but if a chick told me this I'm more than likely gonna give her what she wants only because it sounds so kinky
     
  2. #42 shestones, Jun 16, 2013
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    Fuck pretending like its a treat. Just be like "yo, I want you to fuck me in my ass". If he asks why just say "Because that shit feels good as fuck". Easy.
     
  3. Then you guys kissed?
     
  4. i pray a chick tells me this... i'd prolly take the condom off and bust inside her. blame it on the moment when i get diagnosed with hiv
     
  5. yeah but THEY kissed me first
    i was totally ready to like brush my teeth or something first
    i didn't expect that
     
  6. Lol your a fuckin fool
     
  7. #47 Kush cookies, Jun 22, 2013
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    My reply was going to be just stick it in and hold on, but I see your a woman so this is invalid. I would get comfy with this lucky mofo few drinks bit of smoke then being it up... Gently.
     
  8. Just tell him you like anal sex, it's not difficult. First time I tried it with my partner I was like "Yo, you're welcome to try the other one". 
    As for lube, you can never have enough lube involved. I used to have a friend who was in the porn business, she used to say to "use 3 times as much lube as you think will be necessary". Rupturing any skin inside your body is incredibly painful from personal experience. 
     
  9. #50 stealthgrower, Jun 22, 2013
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     i didn't like anal, it turned me off, the thought was gross. till i was fucking this girl and she said "wanna stick it in my butt?" all the sudden my dick was harder than it had ever been, and aparently i did indeed want to stick it in her butt. now i love it.
     
    so even if he may think he doesn't like it next time you are fucking just ask him if he wants to try it. i bet he will.
     
    EDIT: poo dick was a fear of mine, but girls have magical buttholes or something, cause i know they haven't been using enemas, and my dick has been perfectly clean every time. i really don't understand it, i can't explain it, but i do no that i can stick my dick in a butt, and it will be fine. I can also stick it in all the way and be fine (a lot more than 2 inches), idk who the hell has anal with just the tip.
     
  10. The next time he goes down on you, just tell him to stick a finger up your arse. He'll get the hint. I hope...
     
  11. #52 SiriusWolff, Jun 23, 2013
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    Man my ex loved it and it was great. I don't see how he could turn it down if you ask him in the moment. Hell people will do alot of things they wouldn't consider normally in the heat of the moment.
     
  12. this. like i said i used to think it was gross nd be turned off by it. then while fucking a girl she asked if i wanted to put it in her butt, and all the sudden i was 'fuck yeah, anal!'
     
  13. not true ive fucked several girls in the ass many times and have never got shit on my dick...doubt they all had enimas as long as they dont have to shit right then you'll be fine
     
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    still aint clean brah
     
  15. I had anal once and I didn't have an enema or even do anything more than shower before hand. We did it until he came and it was clean and there was no grossness.
     
  16. neither is a pussy.
    sex aint clean brah.
    i've had anal sex multiple times, no enema involved, and no shit involved.
     
  17. #58 SiriusWolff, Jun 23, 2013
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    I can attest to this phenomenon also. I've probably had anal sex (no recieving :p) about 50 times and have never gotten a dirty dick.
     
  18. I've always wanted to try anal sex, but no girl will ever let me even if she has tried it before.  idk man D:
     
  19. As a neanderthal male I will straight up tell my woman I'm gonna fuck her in the ass, don't be discrete. Say something like "Come on baby fuck my ass hard, I want it so bad" and I'm sure he'll put the pipe to your starfish.
     

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