How do I buy a Bong from GC without my parents knowing?

have it sent to a friends house or dont order it online lol

 

If your REALLY 18+ it wouldn't be too hard for you to find a friend's house/apartment to get it shipped to.

 

As previously mentioned. Post office box. They run around 50 bucks a year. If the item is too big they still accept it. You can even put other aliases on the form if you're sketchy about giving a shipping company the true recipient name.

 

Enough of this age police bullshit. I'm almost 20, still at home.. I wouldn't want my parents knowing I'm getting a fucking bong in the mail either so shut the fuck up.

 

I'm actually planning on getting one as well. No headshops for miles around here and I don't have a car. If I had to ship to my dads house, how could I pull it off? For example, pass the package off as a game system or new monitor or something? He's not nosy and won't open a package addressed to me, but he will ask what's inside.

 

You move out or quit smoking if you can't get it past your parents.

 

I'm pretty confident I can, just seeing if anyone has any better ideas.

 

I think I'm going to start a stoner only re-mailing service where your items are mailed to me and then I repackage them for a fee.

 

You need to be 18 to be here man...

GC needs to require a credit card or id like porn sites, help keep the kiddies out.

 

It won't stop the kids. When I was 13 I set up a bank account with my dad. Switched the statements to online only. Got a debit card in my name. Connected it to paypal. I still use that today.

 

Lets go with id then.

 

How would that work?

 

Ok, time to tell you youngins how its done! First get paid and mention to your dad you want to buy your mom something nice and ask what she might like or something like that. Make sure its fairly cheap and go ahead and order that then order your actual bong. GC actually sucks for this because their shipping is so unpredictable. Anyway just do your best to allign the shipping of both packages and tell your mom not to check the mail because you bought her a surprise. Works even better if a special event is comming up ( Bday xmas....w/e) then when the mail comes go grab both packages and leave yours outside if neccesary and bring your moms inside and give it to her and grab yours later. A friend of mine did this when he ordred his MFLB and got his mom some scented candles. Both came on the same day and he crotched the box and gave his mom the candles. worked great actually. If all things end up in the shitter come clean imo. I found the best times to have the talk is actually when u get busted.

 

in the age of prepaid debit cards....credit cards dont stop kids from porn or ordering things at all. I 100% agree. Also GC would be a ghost town if it required ID to join imo. Lastly, All of you who complain about underage; half of you are underage imo and the other half would have made the same exact threads (will i get caught, did i get ripped off, how to order a bong ect ect...) Let the mods handle the underage and if you suspect underage either report it (dick move really) or pass on your knowledge to a younger stoner so he wont make the same mistakes you did when you first started. It isn't your job to police the threads and call out people. If someone is obvi underage either
1. pass on some knowledge and move on
2. report it
3. PM saying its aginst the rules and dont make it obvi
4. Post a reply saying "this is chris hanson with datline NBC news and im here with our new segment "To catch a underage forum user""

 

implying the packages will come in the exact same delivery

mfw

 

Both UPS and USPS will hold packages at the nearest facility (UPS can even send it to the nearest kinkos) same for FedEx. So just ask them to have it held or just send it to the facility address with your name and pick it up with an ID

 

Find a local Head shop, Alot of gas stations have pipes, bongs, ect. It's not like you have to get it online for your mom not to know about it.

 

No headshops for miles.

 

If it's shipping to U.S., customs will put a white sticker on the package that says whats in it.

 

Is this guaranteed? What will it say? "glass pipe" or some bullshit?