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How did I pass the test?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by SoVAesir, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. #1 SoVAesir, Jan 15, 2012
    I had applied for a job at a Hospital in my city (which I now have) and was horrified to learn that I needed to submit to a drug test (hair and urine). I had smoked quite a bit of bud about three weeks previous to the date of the test so I wasn't worried about the urine portion of the test, but I researched and hair tests can go back months and even longer.

    I was scared shitless, to say the least. A few days after I took the test I found out that I had passed and was offered the job (a fucking dream job, by the way: I sit and watch patients and watch movies and read books and shit all night, but I digress). I was baffled. Ecstatic, but baffled.

    I read on here that you have to do all sorts of hair treatments and special shit to cleanse your hair but I did nothing. I just took a shower a day like usually, making sure to shampoo... and nothing else. Didn't even get a haircut. How could I have possibly passed?
     
  2. #2 OscarZetaAcosta, Jan 15, 2012
    Oh, oh...It's magic.:cool:
     
  3. #3 ddog7x, Jan 15, 2012
    Who cares?

    Thank your deity of choice and be grateful.
     
  4. #4 SoVAesir, Jan 15, 2012
    Gotta change my name to Houdini, it seems.
     
  5. #5 BLAZE JDM, Jan 15, 2012
    They probably got stoned themselves, and forgot to run the test. :thumbsup:
     
  6. #6 Iamtim, Jan 15, 2012
    Yea i had to take a test recently with a guy watching, so i just lit a blunt right in front of him, threw the cup at him and pissed all over his face. I totally passed, it was awesome.
     
  7. #7 bigjonson, Jan 15, 2012
    Maybe the people that work there also smoke and they just flat out dont give a shit.
     
  8. #8 bp4er, Jan 15, 2012

    You knowwwww:D
     
  9. #9 thefour20man, Jan 15, 2012
    Don't ya knoow :cool:
     
  10. #10 DeletedUsername123, Jan 15, 2012
    Maybe the it was testing for crack and other stuff. Most hospitals don't give a shit about weed. Find out if they have a weed rehab program. If not that should say something...
     
  11. #11 PsilocinTHC, Jan 15, 2012
    Maybe they managed to mix the samples up and now some poor sap has been incorrectly labeled a pot head? lol
    Possibly karma at work?:smoke:
     
  12. #12 bp4er, Jan 15, 2012
    Fuck it. I'll just tell you. I'm secretly that niqqa Jesus in disguise. Remember when I turned water into wine? Yeah, well- I turned your piss from dirty to clean with a shine :cool:
     
  13. #13 cloudpost7, Jan 15, 2012
    Possibly a very wise choice of daily shampoo? If you had something with the right ingredients even in a weaker form you'd be golden doing it every day.

    Also by the grace of some weed loving deity?

    just another theory.

    but either way, gratz on passing.
     

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