How desperate would you be?

Hahaha....I just read the tv program. They show "Up in smoke" tonight. At least in the movie, Chong smokea "Labrador", because his dog swallowed his shit. So he followed it for 3 days to get it back

Now you try it out and tell me if it really works

 

um, sell it to some middle schoolers or something, dont smoke that "shit" yourself. If your that desprite for someting, sell it for some money, but for godsake dont smoke something that came out of your dogs ass!

 

SERIOUSLY!!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS MAN HE IS SMART!

 

I wouldn't smoke that.

 

It depends on how desperate i was to smoke it or not, no seriously i wouldn't smoke it.

One of the most desperate things we've done for a smoke was going around this usual place we smoke and got a few roaches and smoked it, did get high.

 

lol... i woulndt go near that shit... literaly....

 

I think you should smoke it.

 

i wouldn't even touch it man.. you can get diseases from shit

the most desperate i've been... today. lol i went to this big factory garage door where we smoke at night to look for some roach ends.

but it had rained and they were al soggy and the weed had disappeared and the roach ends were hollow so you could see through them lolololol

but yeah...

no...

don't

please.

 

Ahh, I can see it now. You, down on your knees, picking pieces of marijuana out of a freshly laid turd which idley rests on the freshly cut grass. Pinching your nose to keep the smell from penetrating your brain, causing you to gag and throw up last nights dinner of beefaroni. Placing the remainds into a small plastic bag hanging from your poop covered jeans. Your dog standing steadily near by, knowing he's the real master in this relationship.

You take the brown nuggets into the kitchen and place them diligently on a paper towel. Flicking the faucet on you hold the paper towel to the water and let it softly splash the smelly bud. Wow, after a few washes, the pot is significantly less brown.

Feeling good about yourself you head upstairs and confidently pack a nice pipe, filled with tasty goodness. You anxiously take a big rip from the massively doo doo resinated pipe and let out a great bellow. Taking a few seconds to dismiss the taste from your mouth. You reply, "not so bad."

But for the rest of your life, you'll know that you smoked dung.

By the way, you're definately by yourself when you smoke this shit. For obvious reasons.

**haha just kidding dude, but seriously, don't do it. That's just gross**

 

reminds me of when steve o swallowed some in a rubber and smoked it when he shit it out..pretty sick

 

haha i rember that he was on the tom green show ohhh good show wish it didnt get cancled both of them but on his talk show and he was like ya i got a ticket for that all i wanted to do was eat a condom with weed in it and shit it out and smoke it and say maaan this is good shit littealy good shit lmao makes me laugh thinkin about it but dude sadly i get that desperate i would clean it and def smoke it smoke dat shit bitch

 

thats a long ass sentence

 

I was just thinking of that before I read your post. Weird.

Anyway, I'd roll it into joints and sell em dirt cheap. Hell tell the people why they're cheap someone's still bound to smoke it. Just don't let that someone be you.

 

Yeah, tipsy has a knack for run on sentances.

 

you smoke that shit, and i dont think your pit would respect you. i sure as shit wouldnt lol