So, apparently whatever type of paint they used on it is very water soluble, If my hands were greasy, it would come right off and smear, don't want to touch it if i dont need to now I want to redo the 8 ball symbols completely and then put a clear top layer on it with something that would "seal" the paint indefinately. Please tell me what materials i would need. I believe this pipe is made from hard plastic even though it looks like wood
Use white out or paint to fix up the paint job. Let it dry, and find something that is waterproof. Maybe crazy glue? If that doesn't work, just say fuck it and let it peel. Or take it off completely.
You can buy clear coat spray at any local hardware store. I'd give it a few layers of clearcoat after you touch it up.