How can I make $500.00

Discussion in 'General' started by Vexus, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. :( I need to pay off the credit card.
     
  2. rob a bank. insurance scam. etc.
     

  3. Lol. That's for suckers. Just whore yourself out to fifty fat chicks for 10 dollars at a time.
     
  4. "pleasing" people for $
     
  5. Or to one really fat chick for 5oo
     
  6. sucky sucky 5 dolla
     
  7. whore yourself out to 100 chicks for 5.00. or 10 fat chicks for 50.00. or one REALLY FAT chick for 500.00.
     
  8. Come on, muthafucka. You know you want this shit.
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  9. Buy some coke and make it into crack. And sell it to the hookers.
     
  10. ^^
    That is a horrible photoshop job, but still gross.
     
  11. Suck some dicks, as alluded to above.
     
  12. sell dope
     
  13. buddy you either need to goto work or you need to goto work on the corner.. im sure theres plenty of filthy old men that would give you some cash to ravage your virgin asshole haha im sorry dude
     
  14. donate sperm
    donate plasma
    sell drugs
    sell shit on ebay/craigslist
     
  15. Mix your sperm and plasma together, then sell it as a drug called shit on eBay or Craigslist.
     
  16. Eat nothing but ramen noodles for the next month or some shit idk.
     

  17. Bingo.

    Pity you're not allowed to auction organs on ebay :devious: I'd so sell one of my kidneys.
     

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