Ok so I'm in a very large bind and need to get somewhere between 2000-2500 within the next two months.... Please, any ideas would be helpful
Sell some stuff, get a job, blackmail someone, hold the President's daughters captive for ransom, buy a top of the line color copier and counterfeit money (gotta spend $ to make $), write a book and shop it around to the publisher willing to give you the biggest advance, sell a kidney, rob a bank, scrape some moss off of a tree and sell it to a sixth grader looking for weed
Get a job and work like fuck, then chill - only legal method I can think of. would be nice to hear other ideas. How bad do you need the cash?
uh, basically if I cant get it im left with no choice but to just leave and never look back, which I hope it doesnt come down to
Be a cook at ihop and bust your ass for that 2 months. When i worked there I got paid bi-weekly and each check was about 600 so thats 1200 a month so 2400 in 2 months. That is with taxes takin out. If you want to do it illegally steal sum recaro racing seats outta a car or sum s2k seats out of course a honda s2000 and sell them. Either way you can get 2,000 in 2months when it comes to it.
sell a shit load of bottled water outside the spring training stadiums for really cheap. isn't it spring training for baseball in Tuscon this time of year? i think they charge like 5-6 $ per bottle
get a job. sell some old shit. get a job. fuck 50 fat chicks for 40 bucks each. sell crack. get a job. take out a loan. rob a bank. become a hitman. sell crack
dude if its really that serious, just try and get a loan!!! Seriously, its going to suck having to pay back interest...but you can do that over an extended period. i would rather have a bank on my ass about a loan payment than some dude whose going to break my legs in an alley way.