So tommorow is my dads birthday and I wanna fuck with him. Why you ask, well my dads a pretty funny guy, he's always doing crazy shit. He built a rig and filled up his buddy at works cubicle with those lil styrofoam packing things, for example. So I was thinking I wanna mess with him tommorow, I don't have any cash though. Any ideas.
Go for the grandpa thing, that's something I'd do. Just do pull any of that shit they pull in "jackass," that stuff is just retarded.
Jackass is most def retarded. Lets electrocute my dads balls while he's sleeping then tatoo it on my grundle HELL YA
Switch a few keys on the family computer keyboard while you're talking to him, look at his forehead find the phone # for the local zoo, and leave it on a note saying "some guy named Mr. Lion called and asked for you to call him back" Hehe.
make him a weed cookie or brownie and feed it to him and watch him not know whats going on an hour later.
Put bait fish under the soles of his shoes. Draw a mustache and specs on his mirror. Replace all his music with bagpipes and/or polka. Take and hide all his socks.
When he's asleep saran wrap the top half of a doorway on one side and stand in the room it leads to and start yellin smoethin like "Dad !! help run run run hurry it hurts!!!" in your best "terrified" voice and when he comes rushing into the room his face stops before his legs and physics takes care of the rest. Or if he's scared of smoething like spiders chase him with it into the doorway haha damn thatd be good if it works
lmao, get yourself and another person to glass box him. (put an imaginary box around him and move your lips, so he thinks he can't hear you) Do this after he comes in from celebrating, he'll trip balls.