hotboxed a tractor on my street

I hotboxed a digger tractor on my street, this is my msn convo to a friend so i just copied it to minimize the work i have to do , lol:

xxxxxxx says:
BACK
AND HOLY FUCK DO I HAVE A STORY
xxxxxxx says:
TELL ME
xxxxxxx says:
i rolled a 1.3 g spliff ( i bought a sclae so me an xxx can buy in bulk and than measure it out ) and than took it outside and saw all the tractors on my street because they're re doing the road, and i decided to go over and burn on one of the tractors. whe n iget there i tried to open one of the doors to one of the tractors and it was unlocked so i climbed in, and shut the door, and it was like
an enlcoused bubble i was in, so i light it, and it gets going and gets pretty smokey and than i start cherrying it so it was going insane to the point where i couldnt see my hand a little under a half a foot away. so i was burning it with maybe 5 solid hits left and i realize i coudlnt see out the windows because it was so smokey, and THAN right at that time i hear the gravel shift and see like
a lighted part of the window (headlights) and I TRIP because it gets lighter where you could see the smoke and maybe me but i coudnt see, like being inside a helmet lol, and they light stays there for a good couple of seconds , way to long it must of just ROLLLLLLLLLLED by me, i was so fucking scarred because the door is HUGE to open and it would just bellow out like a chimney with smoke
so eventually the lights gone and i open the door, LEAVE my huge roach on the seat for the worker to smoke because it still had 5 hits left and wrote "smoke the roach" in the dust and dirt on the window/door thing
and took an out door shower, went in hottub to smoke a bowl out of my bong to calm me down from the adrenline shock of being so scared, found cookies and came upstairs

 

yeah! I thought it might brighten his day, and he'd do a better job on my road ; )