A man comes in from work, plops down on the couch in front of the TV and yells, "Bring me a beer before it starts!". His wife brings a beer and sets it on the coffee table. 10 min. later he yells, "Bring me a beer before it starts!" She brings another beer and slams it down and leaves again. 10 min. later he yells again, "Bring me one more beer before it starts!" She begins yelling, "You are nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob,..etc...etc.!!!!" The man sighs and says, "Too late, it's started!!"