Me and my roomate decided we had to get away for spring break. We live in Nebraska and didn't have a lot of cash so we decided to head to Minneapolis. It ended up just being a random road trip somewhere other than our hometown. Well we get to the hotel and start to get our drank on. 2 hours and a bottle of 151, malibu, and pineapple juice later, we decide to have a smoke. They didn't allow smoking in the rooms so we went all the way down to the street from our top floor room in the middle of downtown. We're just outside chillin when a random guy around 50 comes up and asks for a cigg. I hook the brother up and we start chatting. I mentioned something about ciggs being no where as tasty as bud and his ears perked up. So I decided that I'm smoking this guy up. On the way up to our room, we find out he's actually homeless. He looked a little rough around the edges but not like a bum you'd see pushing a shopping cart with a beard that touches the ground. lol. I was sloppy so it didn't even bother me one bit. We walk in and I realized I forgot my pipe in my car in the parking garage. He says don't worry man, I got papers. I cannot for the life of me roll so I hand him the weed and let him go at it. I turned away for 5 seconds and when I looked back, a perfect joint was ready for ignition. After smoking the j, we talked for a little bit longer about life and how everything could be taken away from you at any point and how precious life is. The only kink we ran into was trying to get the guy to actually leave. I was ready to pass out and no matter how much I hinted at him leaving, he just didn't get it. It took me physically guiding him to the door before he left.
i was blazing it with a buddy one day...and we saw a dude passed out in the bushes...so we asked him if he wanted to blaze but he said he would but didnt want the munchies...he passed out with a porno mag in his hands too ha.
Haha it's like charity. Giving weed to the homeless. Kinda sucks that guy wouldn't leave though. All I've ever done for homeless people is let them use my lighter.
good on ya for spreading the green gift. I was in skating late one night in downtown Seattle with a few buds when I homeless man came up to us. He proposed to tell jokes in exchange for some spare change. He was a cool dude who gave us some laughs, and we ended up giving him a few bucks and half a gram, he was pretty greatful.
ROFLMFAO. The Lou did its job and then decided steal a few company supplies while he was at it. I woke up with one of the worst hangovers of my life. Puked stomach acid once I ran out of food. Sure tasted amazing on the way down.
I was in Portland Oregon walking around asking random people if they wanted to smoke with me (my friend left the day before, so I was alone for a day in the city), and I ran into a hobo who asked for a cig first (just like the main story!) and then we just sat down on a dock and smoked like 5 bowls between us. We didn't talk much, but I was glad I could smoke him out. some hot girl walked by and gave me a weird look so I just said "yes, it's weed. ok?" and she laughed. good times
I smoked out some homeless dudes at a park near my house back in the day because they had a pipe. The next day I got a terrible sore throat, those fuckin bums got me sick. So yeah, I wouldn't reccoment smoking out the homeless