Holy shit moments!

I have had horrible luck with knocking shit off and it breaking...RooR pokers will be the death of me. Talk about wasting $10...once u lose the tip, you lose the ability to poke


No luck here man, share?

 

Me and my friends were pretty high at one of their homes last winter. My friends house is on a hill with a road riiight out front. We were sitting in the living room while a big snow plow comes speeding down the street. We were all so stoned it sounded like a giant passenger plane was falling from the sky and crashed right near the house we all ran towards the back of the house screaming "HOLY SHIT" than realized that it was just a snow plow salt truck. It was intense.

 

The first time I came and semen came out I was quite surprised...

 

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Yes. And I totally remember that moment. Kept thinking about it most of the day.

 

thats what you call an "oh shit"

 

iv had a few of those i knocked over a hookah cought it and hit the coal in mid air the coal some how landed perfectly onto the bowl of the hookah perfectly and didnt burn my self of the carpet below. definitely felt like a bad ass afterwards haha

 

I've dropped my glass spoon so many times. Hasn't broken yet.

 

Dropping bowl pieces, pipes, or jars and catching them in-time is always a shit my pants moment.

 

many times i've broken the fall of something by getting my foot under it. any hackysackers out there?

 

haha nice OP, I have really quick reflexes like that as well. like I dropped a nug the other day and fucking thrusted my waist against the kitchen cabinet to save it.

My holy shit moment, the other day I was super baked and was shooting hoops, and I bent down to get my ball and I guess it like disorientated me or something cause when I looked up I swear it looked like the fucking hoop was falling on top of me so I bailed out of there so fast lol. turned around 5 seconds later only to realize that I look like a fucking idiot

 

Lol xD I always have stuff like this happening to me when im baked xD Usually when i glance over at someone quick and their moving It looks like their throwing a punch at me so I freak out and than their like wtf?

 

I have had many a "Holy shit" moment but they all seem to get lost in the purple haze

 

Maybe do a search before posting a thread?

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/856194-stoner-oh-shit-moments.html

 

Me and my fam were smoking in a 4 seater driving down 101, the driver went to ash the blunt and let it go accedently, in the blink of an eye I reached my hand out the window and caught the blunt with my 2 fingers...

Couldn't believe it happened! It was like slow mo status

 

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