Ok so i have a funny and somewhat unbelievable story but i swear to god its true...ive been a long time lurker on GC and now i finally signed up cuz i got a good story ok so it all started at my friends house the other night...we were blazing and i had just bought a bag of some dank buds...we had smoked and and inevitably we got the munchies so we decided to go to our local mcdonalds...its like 15 minutes away so we smoked like 2 bowls on the way...well unforunately i have a rear light out in my car (i forget the real name of it cuz im high lol...maybe someone can help me on this one lol). so anyways a cop pulls up behind us and follows us for about a minute until he pulls me over...at this point im scared as fuck and the car definetly smells like weed even tho the windows were open when we were blazing (my moms car) and we had a pipe and buds on all of us...so i did the only thing i could think of...i literally shit my pants hoping the smell would overpower the weed smell...its the only thing that came to my mind cuz i ran out of ozium last week and havent bought more yet...my friends were like WTF!?! so the cop gets up to the window and instantly pulls his head back cuz he can smell it...i mean it smelled wretched...then the cop says what the hell is that smell...i told him i have a condition and it makes me shit in tense or uncomfortable situations LOL...this cop was like ok get out of the car cuz he must have thought i was fucked up lol...i mean i was high but my tolerance is pretty high too...so i had pretty good control of myself...so i get out and the poop literally starts to fall down my pants and i can see and feel some go down to my shoes cuz i was wearing jeans...and keep in mind my friends are wwathcing all this go down lol...the cop says something along the lines that my lights are broken and i need to get it fixed and said i should get myself cleaned up lol...he definetly didnt smell the weed cuz otherwise he would have arrested me...when i got back in the car my buddies were like wow dude thats crazy...now lets get home cuz it smells awful in here and nobody wanted to chill after that lol...definetly one of the most embarrassing things ever but at the same time fucking hilarious....and it got me out of getting in trouble...after that i went to a gas station bathroom and ditched my pants and boxers and luckily had a pair of pants from last weekend in the trunk but now the car smells like shit and i had to keep the windows open all night long in the new hampshire winter...the next morning it still smelled like shit and my mom was like wtf and why are the windows open??? i really couldnt think of anything on the spot so i told her the truth lol (she knows i smoke)...now im not allowed to use her car which is understandable i guess...it sucks but it provides the funniest story of my life so like i said....holy shit lol
hahahahahahah thats some funny shit man. I bet that cop went back and told that story to the whole station
Brilliant! Good fucking idea! Unless you really did shit yourself because you WERE indeed scared. Hey... You can tell us! Honest! But seriously - good shit!
haha nah i mean i was definetly scraed but i did it cuz i thought the smell of shit would overpower weed smell lol...it definetly kept the cop away from the inside of my car lol
Ha bro that shows some serious balls. And it's fucking hilarious. I might try that next time i get pulled over.