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Holy SHIT guys I am BAKED!

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by DopetyDankBro, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. Holy fuck I don't even know what's going on right now. Smoked half a blunt about 20 minutes ago and now Im soooooo ripped, I don't even know how to type anymore. Hahahaha...I'm watching spongebob and its soooo awesome when ur baked as fuck like me. I feel like i'm IN the fucking show. My house is like a pineapple or something. Holy shit, I'm trippin da fuck out. I've got high like 8 times before but this is the highest I've ever been. Fuuuuck dude. My friend is hilarious. He keeps tellin the same joke over and over and over and it cracks me up every time. He's also wearing a funny hat that he won at the fair last year. I was with him I think.

    Forreal though, I'm like super high right now, so I thought I'd sign up and let everyone know :D Just remember, FUCK YEAH. Live life in accordance with those two words. FUCK and YEAH or any variation of them. That's my philosophy. My mom doesn't get home for another 6 hours or so, you think I'll be good by then?
     
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  3. How old are you
     

  4. :hello: :rolleyes:


    Yep :smoke:
     
  5. this is where shit got real..

    now hes probably noided out cryin..

    but i miss these days.. not to this extreme, but i miss the days of gettin high as hell
     
  6. I'm 18, turnin 19 soon tho.
     
  7. lol. Then... I'm confused
     
  8. You're one lucky guy right now. Sounds like a great time. And no worries, you'll be able to fake being sober when your mom gets home if you're not already down by then.
     
  9. Talking to your parents while high is quite pleasurable when you keep your cool
     
  10. Well, when I first started smoking, I tended to avoid my parents because "FUCKKKK I'M SO HIGH I'M SO SCARED THEYRE GONNA KNOW". So I can't say to go talk to parents/adults that would disapprove until you can hold your shit together. Like now, I rip the bong a few times, go have a cig with them and bullshit. And I love it.
     
  11. It sucks being dry..... Fuuuuuark
     
  12. No shit? :confused:
     
  13. It's weed, not crack.
     
  14. Haha, but I see where he's coming.

    When I also first started smoking I got blitzed so hard I just wanted to tell everyone how high I was. Cute.
     
  15. Are you SURE you aren't 13?
     
  16. HA HA Sgt based wanna be!!!!
     

  17. yeah man no way hes 18 who watches spongebob at 18
     
  18. [quote name='"GabbaGabbaHey"']……[/quote]

    Thanks for the laugh before class hahaha I needed that
     
  19. [quote name='"Apu Rayme"']

    Thanks for the laugh before class hahaha I needed that[/quote]

    Anything for a fellow blade :smoke:
     
  20. [quote name='"orangegrovekush"']

    yeah man no way hes 18 who watches spongebob at 18[/quote]

    I'm 24 and I watch spongebob all the time.

    U mad bro?!?!?!
     

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