Holy fuck!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by newbienewton, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. #1 newbienewton, Oct 6, 2010
    Last edited: Oct 6, 2010
    Two tornadoes touched down outside of Flagstaff and the county next to us in AZ is under a tornado warning. The storm is just now getting to us and it's ferocious.

    Where's Toto??? TOTO!!!! TOTO!!!!!!
     
  2. Dude I think the world is ending
     
  3. you're dead

    /thread
     
  4. Do you live in a mobile home? If not hang tight, if so hang tighter.
     
  5. I wonder if adobe can withstand a tornado :eek:
     
  6. oooh tornadoes fascinate me :)
    i hope you don't die though!
    this thread makes me want to smoke some bowls and watch Twister :D
     
  7. Those storms don't fuck around. Adobe won't stand up to the strength of a tornado though, good luck.
    :hello:
     
  8. Get high and watch it.
     
  9. get high in it
     

  10. It's been a building material for thousands of years for a reason... But probably not. Just stay low, stay calm, and stay high:smoke:
     
  11. It's crazy! They say it is the first sighting since 1950(in AZ). I'm south of Phoenix and all we got was rain, it was great.
     

  12. haha greatest advice ever. i'd love to die like that.....getting sucked up by a tornado while hitting the bong :p
     
  13. Remember: The tornado is more afraid of you than you are of it, so just don't show any signs of aggression and it will leave you alone.

    Or maybe that only works on squirrels... I forget.

    Either way... I'd at least climb up on a tall metal building and wrap myself in copper wire. The tornado will leave you alone to avoid getting struck by lightning.

    :D
     
  14. #14 DV, Oct 6, 2010
    Last edited: Oct 6, 2010
    This.
    They used to be fascinate me too. It's because of my fear of them...

    I've never been so terrified of anything in my life. I've had way too
    many encounters with tornados in the past. Getting sucked out of a
    window by an F5 was enough for me. :eek: Thank god it stopped
    when it did or I would've been a goner!

    My family were freaking out looking for me. I was sucked out of the
    basement into the very edge of the front yard. I remember looking
    over and the lightening lit up this huge fucking tornado less than a
    1/2 mile away...."omfg...I'm gonna die", that's what I thought.


    Thank you big green bushes for saving me!
     
  15. Good luck...GODSPEED
     
  16. I'm going to smoke a bowl and watch this thread while my weed ramen cooks...
    oh wait I already am:smoke:

    To the OP: TIME FOR SOME TWISTER ACTION IN 3D, ONLY YOU DON'T NEED GLASSES!
     
  17. Do any safety measures u can (for all the help it's gonna do lol), sit back and enjoy the ride :smoke:
     
  18. You know what to do... :bongin:
     
  19. Is OP alive?
     
  20. Sorry folks. Lost our electricity for a bit. Nasty storm. it's over now. The sun is shining and you can still hear the rumbling of the thunder in the distance. Whew!
     

Share This Page