holy fuck failed ua

Discussion in 'General' started by Buzzwell420, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. Positive for mi
    Not benzos or Meth


    No jail omg
     
  2. mj?... not mi
     
  3. So when you say "no jail omg"

    do you mean, "No! Jail! AGhhhh my GOD!!!"

    Or do you mean "No jail! woohoo!"
     
  4. Community service
     
  5. what???????????????????????
     
  6. Was it court ordered? Or for your job?
     
  7. Word. Hey, at least you're a free man.
     
  8. lol i thought i was the only one who was :confused: a bit after reading the OP

    how much community service u gotta do?
    were u trying to be clean for mj? did u stop smokin?
     
  9. Get your shit together Buzz, I hate to see a blade like yourself get facked by law but you gotta stay clean while you're getting tested.
     
  10. buzwell keep it free, i love ur posts that just so minimalist leaves everyone hanging on your words going WTF????
     
  11. lol definitely one of my favourite posters.
    so entertaining
     
  12. Thank god that you're not going to jail, you're definitely one of the most appreciated members here.
     
  13. I drank a loads of water I don't know how I failed.


    And why I failed for just pot not benzos and Meth
     
  14. Man you gotta stay clean, you're a good blade. I'd hate to see you get locked up.

    How much community service?
     
  15. Your PO must be a real asshole. I think I failed once, but he said "my sample was dilute", so I had to come in for another one. (I heard him muttering under his breath, "hopefully you pass this time"). I went piss at 0730, (as soon as I woke up), signed off on my piss sample, and left. I guess I tested either non-diluted or clean that time, because I never heard anything else from it after that. I think my PO was pretty chill, he gave me an opprotunity to piss clean before forwarding charges to the court. (Hell, for all I know, the lab made an error, I could have drank too much water, or I somehow pissed dirty; (don't know how, I hadn't had a beer in 2 weeks, and I hadn't smoked in over 5 months).

    In conclusion, your PO is a dickhead. What did you get a rep for anyhow?
     
  16. My po coulda put me up for thirty days so she is badass



    16 hours community served
     
  17. Which is why female PO's suck. :( My PO was a male, and he could give a shit less what I did as long as I didn't get arrested or test dirty, (and the one time I think I might have but I'm stil not sure), he would give me 1 more time, (scheduled a couple days in advance to get clean I think), to piss clean.

    16 hours is nothing. Go "voulenteer" at the animal shelter. I walked dogs, cleaned up after the kitties, watched over animal interactions, and mowed thier lawn. (it was so over-grown I had to get a weedeater to chop it all down before I mowed. I got 24hrs of community service. Judging from thier lawn, I figured it had been a couple of months since the last mow. (starting to go to seed, and it was over 3 ft long in all places).

    I did actually feel good about it because I was helping the animals enjoy a "yard like" environment, but chasing dogs down in order to tackle them, keeping them pinned to the ground, (no harm done), until somebody came with a leash isn't exactly my idea of a "good time". because when they got loose is no fun at all.

    In short, Mowing a lawn for the first time in SEVERAL months is better then jail. Having to shut down the mower because you got clogged up sucks, but the dogs deserve to run in a manicured lawn rather then a damned grass field that is supposedly an "outdoor kennel"
     
  18. I know it ain't shit I got lucky
     

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