HK man pledges 65 million to man who can woo his lesbian daughter

reminds me of an episode of The Shield where this korean families father died, and the oldest brother took over, and found out his yuonger sister was a lesbian and had a girlfriend so he paid a guy to rape her straight.

 

why not just conspire with the girl to get the money and she can keep most of it...say 40 mill of it, you keep 25 for your efforts.

would work if she was CUT OFF and was written out of the will over her carpet munching fetish...


she would be happy to fake enjoying hetro sex for 40 million...

 

65 million us or yen?

 

^yen is japanese lool

 

Oh I thought it was in japan, my bad

 

1- Marry daughter and pledge to have a sex change afterwards
2- Get money
3- Lose dick
4- Profit

 

haha is this 1476, do I need a white horse too

 

those ^ cannot be in the same sentence

 

Clearly he meant Pesos.

 

From that picture, I'd say she's pretty cute. I bet I could 'woo' her.

Look for me on the news in the next few months.

 

Hey, no-one said it would be an easy choice.
On the bright side, you could probably buy yourself a robotic dick with the money. Imagine all the awesome nicknames you'd get.

 

haha nah man, so many things could go wrong with a robotic dick

 

I thought you meant he was gonna give 65 million to whoever could woo their own lesbian daughter

 

I'd name my robotic dick "Robo-cock."

Get it?

 

I sense a change of topic coming. The cockin-ator, i cockbot, gundam dong, R2Dick2 and Cock3penisO.

 

she just needs to meet the chosen one...



he might get her to 'change'...